FUN cults

Here's a good one for you, the Pastafarians !

 

be a drug dealer so you can have all the hookers you want and then you will be happy and lead a full life.

 

I thought, pimps had the hookers. Depends on what you idea of fun is. Probably have to start your cult to have it the way you want.

 

well he wants to "smoke chronic and screw chicks" so being a drug dealer kills two birds with one stone.

quite a noble goal in life, eh?

 

I don't think you need a cult to do that. Cults usually have some religious or spiritual component to them. All you have to do is be a pimp, then you can "smoke chronic and screw chicks", all that you want, since many pimps do drugs and his hookers bring in the money and pimps have free access to their product (their hookers). Being a drug dealer, involves a lot more risk, the laws against pimping are not as harsh, and even can be done legally in some areas of Neveda. There is a good documentary film on the profession of pimping called, "American Pimp".

 

ah okay my mole-stake, i'm not very well educated on the finer points of pimping vs. drug dealing as i've never felt the desire to pursue a career in either.