fucked up energ vampires

I had no idea energy vampires were even around........
I didnt even know there was such a thing!

Im enlightend...



Hahah

 

And so you should be, for we psychic vampires have been around for millennia feeding off the life energy of those around us

If you really want to learn more I recommend the 1985 Sci-fi flick Lifeforce. While the movie inaccurately portrays our origins, it does however offer at least some insight (although somewhat exaggerated) into our abilities



Hotwater

 

So can they steal my life energy while I'm kicking the shit outta 'em? Let's set up an experiment.

 

Unlike traditional vampires, psychic vampires don't have to be in close proximity to their victims to steal their energy. line-of-sight is all that's required.

Hotwater

 

Shouldn't this thread be in the Bullshit forum.

 

How little you know of the dark forces and powers which surround us :H

We either follow the teachings of the old ones, and use the gifts bequeathed us - or become their prey


Hotwater

 

Toxic people are everywhere :bigcry:

 

I eat the old ones.

:drool:

 

Despite this seeming like nonsense, and the fact that some people here are making some posts that further that appearance - the concept of an 'energy vampire' is a valid one.

A lot of new-age literature and thought will tell you that an energy vampire is any big bad person who just sucks the energy out of a room and 'drains' you and is basically something to put blame on for all bad things in your life while absolving yourself from responsibility - a pretty standard theme in froo-froo rainbows and bunnies style new age literature.

On the other hand, you'll get the "Baron Asmodeus ALucard DragonWolf Sephiroth IV" types who claim to know all the ancient deep dark secrets of being an energy vampire and attempt to turn it into an Anne Rice novel. As my life is certainly not anything like a piece of sub-par homoerotic vampire fiction, I promise this isn't the case either.

It is in fact a simple premise. Yes, it does require a small token belief in occult subject matter such as psychic ability, energy manipulation, and the like. From there, we state that all living things, along with many other phenomenon like the sea, storms, etc create and have energy.
The 'Energy Vampire' is someone who for some reason does not/can not create enough energy for themselves, and thus they develop the ability to 'feed' off the energy of others. They are almost always born this way, and 'awaken' into realization of this state sometime after puberty. Some Energy Vampires are 'unconscious' in that they do not know what they are, and they feed in an uncontrolled fashion. Those who are aware of their nature can be more selective, and indeed will target specific individuals(and other things) to drain. Some Energy Vampires feed off exotic things such as animals, weather, even music. Most, however, prefer people.
Out of this group, some 'skim' off the top of large gatherings...for example a concert or even at the mall, where a large group of people is present and thus none are hurt by the miniscule drain or will even notice it.
Others try to target people who seem to have an abundance of energy, or display certain characteristics - such as people inebriated on a certain drug, people who are very artistic, etc.

So there you go, a somewhat brief and quick overview of energy vampires. Even if you don't believe a lick of it, at least now you know what we're talking about.

 

Not only do I know how to protect myself from 'fucked up energ vampires', but I know how to punish them for their past trangressions and for their attempted trespasses, and I always punish them. And I always undo their shit. And I always send back their shit!

 

Not all "feed" without permission though, some have "doners" who are happy to lend some of their own Energy.

 

Energy Vampires are not everywhere, but as Grim said - the fluffs often write off anyone they don't like or who gives off a incompatible vibe with them or someone who's just a plain ole buzz kill as one. Sorta like how people toss around the word Nazi.

Most of the times the 'energy drain' these people are experiencing are self inflicted.

 

The only thing dumber than energy vampires are people that believe in energy vampires.

 

While I could never convince you that psychic vampires actually exist let me try an analogy.

Have you ever competed against someone in a contest who was much better than you, and the experience left you feeling psychologically exhausted?

It's called being psyched out, and it to, is a form of energy vampirism


Hotwater

 

Not only are energy vampires 'FUCKED UP RETARDS', but WHAT A BUNCH OF BOZZOS!

 

At least you have to admit we're a step above
our transylvanian cousins, with their two-inch
canines, pale skin, and their rather bad habit
of slurping their food.

Hotwater

 

Let's not forget why we Energy Vampires came into exsistance in the first place. We evolved to steal energy because we had to adapt to the epedemic of "normal humans" absorbing more energy than they needed to maintain a succsessful life. Energy Hogs we call them. The line of Energy Vampires I have decended from, follow a strict code to only feed on Energy Hogs and their young, as their offspring will without a doubt become an Energy Hog also.


The Energy Hog knows of our exsistance well. They have implemented various stategies over the centuries to try and rid us from the world leaving only the Energy Hogs and the NonEnergies.

Energy Hogs devote every ounce of their life to locating energy and hoarding it so that in disrupts the natural enegry flow meant to be distributed among all life equally. Subsiquintly life across the planet suffers and dies due to insufficient energy.

When an Energy Hog locates an energy pool (which can only be found by using large quantities of energy ironically) it will first attempt to absorb all the energy for it self. If the energy pool is too large the Energy Hog must notify its fellow hogs and they form a circle around the energy pool keeping anyone not in their inner circle from absorbing the natural energy. Within hours they drain the pool and all that is left is emptiness and darkness.

Average energy pools contain enough power to feed thousands of lifeforms but the Energy Hogs will distribute an entire pool amongst 4 or 5 people. The excess energy the EH consume ultimately never gets used and in fact some keep it as a trophy to say, "Look at how much energy I've horded!"

We are not Energy Vampires, we are Energy Soldiers! We take what is rightfully ours in order to have a decent life. If the Energy Hogs would stop their destructive behavoir then we could once again live in peace. But until that day arrives, we hide underground attacking without warning.

The plan of the Energy Hog is to have every human being living on 1/100000th of their normal energy usage and still be "productive", as a result a handful of Hogs will control the entire world.

The Energy Hogs do have one weakness though. If we "Vampires" are to succeed in defeating them, we must monopolize on this. Their weakness is, ENERGY! YES! When the Hogs have consumed so much energy, and it becomes unstable they will start to fight amongst themselves for control of this ultimate power. We must strike at that moment! When they have weakened themselves with their own greed!


Join us! Hogs redeem your souls! If you wish to join the fight then follow these directions closely.

If you are a male then wait until June 16th 2007 at 12:00 midnight. When the clock strikes 12 smoke a huge bowl of DMT. You will then be transported to the machine elves which will guide you from there.

If you are female the instructions are a little more complicated so pay close attention. Ladies, first you must PM me your physical address. If it is not in the gulf south you then need to buy, and mail me a round trip, first class plane ticket to your house. When I arrive you must be laying naked in the bed as clothes will inhibit the process of bringing you through the portal. I then have to come into the room and give you the traditional VAMPIRE BITE. After the bite is over I then must penetrate you in order to complete the ritual. This is a symbol of my vampiric energy "entering you". I will then leave and you are never to contact me again as you will transform back into the person you were before you became an energy vampire, only alot more ugly and stinky.

If you think you have what it takes to be an Energy Soldier, then what are you waiting for!?

DEATH TO THE ENERGY HOGS!!!

P.S. I wrote this post using energy stolen from an ENERGY HOG!

 

I don't understand.

 

Synthesis is VERY internet hilarious!

If you're curious about energy vampires, read my post on page one. It's the objective definition and history of the term and condition.

 

I myself am an energy vampire but I choose not to feed off the energy of my fellow people. Instead, I pull energy from the sun, the moon, the weather, the wind. Most especially the wind, as I am very deeply connected to the sky in other aspects of my spiritual/psychic beliefs and practices.

Taking energy from other people seems to me like it would be almost a pitfall. What if, when feeding off another, you accidentally take negative energy? Then you're stuck with bad energy and feeling bad. I'm an empath as well as a vampire, so I'm easily susceptible to accidentally taking negative energy, as negativity and bad feelings are the ones I most easily feel as an empath.

We energy vamps aren't "out to get you", we're just out to feed ourselves, ya know? In fact, I think I'm gonna go feed right now. It's easy - I just have to open myself up and let the energy flow in, and since I'm taking Nature's energy, it's pretty pure stuff. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Peace!