Fuck You!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Green_Goddess, Mar 15, 2008.

  1. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    this is my myspace fuck you to everyone on there.. posted it there but fiqured I'd post it here since I thought it was pretty funny..

    Fuck You number ONE

    OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS.


    Fuck You number TWO


    There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.
    It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
    "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
    No, it doesn't.


    Fuck You number THREE


    To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
    Are you fucking serious?
    You're stupid.
    Go play in traffic.


    Fuck you number FOUR

    Don't ever post pictures and say:
    "OMG, I'm so ugly"
    because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
    If you do you're a fucking moron.


    Fuck you number FIVE

    NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
    so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
    Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
    Even if you win, you're still retarded.


    Fuck you number SIX

    Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'.
    Who cares?!?
    ITS MYSPACE!!!
    If you really cared that much, you would
    pick up the damn phone!


    Fuck you number SEVEN

    Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
    MOVE ON!!!
    Don't send me another request or message asking
    "What's up with you not adding me?"
    I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
    Asshole....


    Fuck you number EIGHT

    6th,7th,8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts,
    and act like whores;
    Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
    And Parents -
    Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
    she was a whore before MySpace,
    and she'd be a whore without it!
    What does that say about your parenting skills?
    Think about it!


    Fuck you number NINE

    If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!..


    Fuck you number TEN

    Myspace was created to keep up with friends.
    Quit trying to check up on your ex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

    Nice, I didn't fall into any of the fuck you categories. I like the #5's though, funny as hell!
     
  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    But I don't want to be your number 9, I want to be eight or above ONLY!
     
  4. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    I thought so lol.. I love myspace to keep in touch with my friends not to meet creepy guys and have dumb ass people message me.. I got frustrated lol
     
  5. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    Pfft...I already AM standing in front of my ex's house with binoculars...he needs to understand that I LOVE HIM
     
  6. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    LMAO.. whatever makes you happy..
     
  7. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

    You do know you can create private profiles to avoid most of these problems.

    Or not even have a Myspace page.:)
     
  8. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    I don't have one. No top 8 for me.
     
  9. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    I do have a private profile..
    plus I like having one like I said I keep in touch with friends from school.. from years ago.. it's nice to see how they are doing from time to time..
     
  10. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

    green youve been in my top 8 many times you maybe still, i dont pay attention to that
    and dont care if i ever was in yours

    still love ya either way
    so...


    fuck you too (in a good way)
     
  11. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    lol.. aaawww fuck you right back..
     
  12. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I relented to register for myspace because two of my old friends kept bugging me to look at their sites. There is nothing on it but my username, no photos, no info, nothing, yet last time I checked there were fifty messages from various losers wanting to friend me. lol :rolleyes:
     
  13. My 15 year old cousin has slutty pictures of herself on her myspace. I wanna just slap her every time I see them. Plus way too much eyeliner. What's up with teenaged girls and eyeliner anyway?
     
  14. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    lol.. no clue...
     
  15. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    But really, I have a MySpace page for the same reasons, to stay in touch with friends and family. I organize my friends list by:

    1. Family
    2. Women I'm currently having sex with.
    3. Women I've had sex with in the past (gotta keep my options open, right?)
    4. Everyone else.
     
  16. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

    pfff, im so over myspace. facebooks where its at now
     
  17. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    I don't have a myspace

    *registers*
     
  18. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    facebook is lame lol...
    and zoomie LMAO you're awesome..
     
  19. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    yea, myspace is totally last week. it's all about facebook.

    I agree with your points as they regard facebook. I really only use facebook for posting photos that I like (#1, people can see them, #2 if my camera gets uppity, I still have them) and staying in touch with the people, easier than keeping track of emails.
     
  20. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    what's so special about facebook?
    everyone i know uses myspace
     

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