this is my myspace fuck you to everyone on there.. posted it there but fiqured I'd post it here since I thought it was pretty funny.. Fuck You number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS. Fuck You number TWO There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. Fuck You number THREE To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number FOUR Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FIVE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number SIX Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'. Who cares?!? ITS MYSPACE!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number SEVEN Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number EIGHT 6th,7th,8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores; Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents - Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before MySpace, and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it! Fuck you number NINE If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!.. Fuck you number TEN Myspace was created to keep up with friends. Quit trying to check up on your ex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought so lol.. I love myspace to keep in touch with my friends not to meet creepy guys and have dumb ass people message me.. I got frustrated lol
Pfft...I already AM standing in front of my ex's house with binoculars...he needs to understand that I LOVE HIM
You do know you can create private profiles to avoid most of these problems. Or not even have a Myspace page.
I do have a private profile.. plus I like having one like I said I keep in touch with friends from school.. from years ago.. it's nice to see how they are doing from time to time..
green youve been in my top 8 many times you maybe still, i dont pay attention to that and dont care if i ever was in yours still love ya either way so... fuck you too (in a good way)
I relented to register for myspace because two of my old friends kept bugging me to look at their sites. There is nothing on it but my username, no photos, no info, nothing, yet last time I checked there were fifty messages from various losers wanting to friend me. lol
My 15 year old cousin has slutty pictures of herself on her myspace. I wanna just slap her every time I see them. Plus way too much eyeliner. What's up with teenaged girls and eyeliner anyway?
But really, I have a MySpace page for the same reasons, to stay in touch with friends and family. I organize my friends list by: 1. Family 2. Women I'm currently having sex with. 3. Women I've had sex with in the past (gotta keep my options open, right?) 4. Everyone else.
yea, myspace is totally last week. it's all about facebook. I agree with your points as they regard facebook. I really only use facebook for posting photos that I like (#1, people can see them, #2 if my camera gets uppity, I still have them) and staying in touch with the people, easier than keeping track of emails.