Fuck drinking liquids!

The undersigned hereby agree to not drink anything.


non-conformity.

 

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i only drink solids thank you...

 

haha what the fuck burbie...


no fucking way am i giving up liquids.....do you have any fucking idea how much i love fruitopia and dairyland chocolate milk?!?!?! DO YOU?!??!? DOOOOOOO YOU?!?!?!?! the only way you can convince me to sign up is if you give me kegs full of melted chocolate popsicles and frozen fruitopia pops.

 

how will I ever pee?!?!?!?!?!

 

i like whole milk acctually

 

yeah and i also can't give up drinking cream. i fucking love half and half! or sometimes unwhipped whipping cream! MMMMMMMMMMM unwhippppppppped. *salivates*

 

orange crush

 

With a peeing machine.

 

That is very helpful.

 

hahhahaha i want pie

 

banana cream....oh yeah.....

 

lemon merange

 

smashing pumpkins.....squashing melons.

 

mashed potatoes

 

do the alligator

 

do the bearcat

 

*eyes pop out of head* OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT SONG

 

*went to the zooo, just the other week*