Fuck Cantonese

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  1. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

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  2. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    are you drunk?
     
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  3. GLENGLEN

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    All The Evidence Points To That Conclusion..... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Probably didnt get his egg rolls
     
  5. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    If English was good enough for Jesus it is good enough for me!
     
  6. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Fuck him!
     
  7. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    tomorrow quark will try and edit this post and explain that he was way too drunk.
     
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  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Too much Chinese vodka?
     
  9. YouFreeMe

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  10. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member HipForums Supporter

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    i tried to learn Chinese at UC Riverside. I justified it thinking it would be a business move. They teach it. I think I remember "Ni Hao" and I think "bu" = no, but I'm not certain. Chinese is very difficult for me because there are different tones that you use to convey various things, or to say certain words. Like, your vocal coding is somewhat lost because you are emphasizing a certain syllable in order to pronounce a certain word correctly. It's like, the tone goes up for half of the word... :)
     
  11. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

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    Wo dong xiao zhongwen.

    Pijou, baijou, hambaobao...

    Wo mingtian qu BJ... Shui zai jichiang.

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    When they type, they do it using the normal keyboard with pinyin. Every syllable is a character and most have a few variations.

    The letter J actually doesn’t sound like J. It has a sharp Z sound to it mixed with a J. Bei Jing is really two words. The “I” in Jing is more like an “ee”.

    Their “J” sound actually comes from “Zh”. Last names likes Zhang and Zhao are pronounced Jawng and Jao.

    Words with “U” before “O” are fucked and never come out right when I say it. Like, “guo” usually means country or place. Zhong Guo = China, Zhong Guo Ren = Chinese person. Mei Guo = America, Mei Guo Ren = American person.

    Actually, “Ren” means “people”, but “American people” (or “America people” as they would say, just doesn’t sound right)

    Ren was one of the first words I really understood because every city has a “People’s park” (Renmin Gongyang)

    It’s pretty much impossible to just learn single words because you can’t piece sentences together in a copy/paste method like with English.

    Fuck, I’m bored...
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    This isn't about chinese prostitutes?
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    How did he edit that first post more than 24 hrs later?
     
  14. Driftrue

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    looks like he had about half an hour to go, to me...
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    is it supposed to be 24 hours? i had a late night typo recently and i wanted to edit it when i saw it the next morning and it wouldn't let me.
     

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