From now on...

ewww dude, very ewwww.....
*whispery*meet me in five minutes*whispery*

 

ok, so whats the difference between a gerbil, hamster and a rat?

 

rats have tails with hair on them, mice have tails with no hair, and hamsters have no tail. i dont know about gerbils. man, what the fuck IS a gerbil?

 

Is Lemmiwinks (from South Park) a gerbil or a hamster?

 

rats are long-tailed rodents resembling mice but larger, and are in the genus Rattus.

gerbils are mouselike rodents of the genus Gerbillus and found in regions of Africa and Asia Minor. they have long hind legs and a long tail.

hamsters are a small Eurasian rodent with large cheek pouches and a short tail

 

i never asked about mice.....

 

haha i didnt say anything about mice

lemmiwinks was a gerbil!

 

sex toy for stars of the movie Pretty woman>>>>

 

I think you're lying, you seem to sure of yourself

 

oh yeah and gerbils have long, fully-furred tails.. rats and mice dont. they are "cousins" of mice & rats

 

well i am a wildlife major and i watch a lot of southpark

 

that doesn't change the fact that you are a liar

 

my mom told me i have a kandycap

 

shut your effing mouth, you peepee #2 head.

 

and your a liar? that's horrible

 

my mouth is closed, I'm using my fingers to type
wow, that was so smart-ass I wanna kick my own ass
I'm sorry for that, if you want you can just whack me with a crowbar or something...

 

if i wanted my comeback, i'd wipe it off your face.

im upset that this joke only works if your a guy. so right now im a guy, k?

 

*fucks sarah*

 

awww that was so romantic

oh snap, im pregnant! lets name her Sarah

 

you win