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Glad nothing happen to ya Jess, but if he was black like you say you should've fucked him...in the dark.

 

i don't get it... but i think you're cute...does that count?

course nothing happened to me...i'm super badass
you made it too easy for me to make a racist joke here... it's no fun when it's that easy :tongue:

 

It counts.

 

But...but...we were meant to be together! Can't you make just one exception for me? Pleeeeeeease?

Now THAT'S a sensible plan. It cannot fail. :cheers2:
What time should I come over?

 

not feeling well?

 

Once I was sitting on a doorstep eating a tuna fish sandwich minding my own business and a guy came up to me and asked, "Is that a tuna fish sandwich?"
I said ya. He said "that looks really good" and stared at it intently. So I asked if he'd like half and he said "oh shit yea!" and he sat down beside me and ate it really fast. I put my half down to grab my thermos and he said "mine motherfucker!" and he grabbed it, stood up, pulled out a gun and shot me in the leg than ran off with my half of the tuna fish sandwich.

 

i'd believe it if you were eating bologna.

 

So how often do you really get phone calls from men named "John"??

Hahaha. That's fucked up. I wouldn't do that shit after getting home. Stay in, woman!

 

if i knew who you were i'd be more persuaded to tell you a time.....

it was kinda ironic that his name was "john"

i had that happen to me once luna, over a PB&J