Friends need a crash course in smoking courtesy 101

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by SG69, May 28, 2007.

  1. SG69

    SG69 Member

    So I've known this dude and his girl for a few months now. They are cool as fuck (for the most part), letting me stay at there house for as long as I want, smoking me out, etc. The problem is they have no respect for other peoples weed. Here's what happened the other night.

    Had a few people over at their house and we were all smoking a blunt. I think I put about a dime bag into the blunt from my stash. Well it's going around in rotation like it should. As soon as it comes to dude he tokes it and passes it to his girl who was NOT next in line to hit it. Okay so the rotation was broken, yet annoying but I let it slide. The roation gets fixed and I'm toking on the shit. I get half way through a 2nd toke and I see his girl reaching out for the blunt. NOT COOL! I'm thinking "what the fuck? Back off you fucking pot hog, I haven't fininshed my hit yet". I didn't say that as I didn't want to start some shit because starting shit leads to more shit then more shit and then everything gets fucked.

    His girl gets the blunt, she holds it for about 5 minutes taking only 1 or 2 tokes off it, then she decided to get up and go into the other room with the fucking blunt. I swear everytime the shit comes to her she holds it for ages and goes all over the fucking house with it all the while the rest of the people are like where's that blunt? This really pissed me off as half the shit was loaded with my weed. Now had it been their weed I would have no arguement, but when you bogart my pot then shit starts to go down.

    So a few days later we are all sitting at their house again. This time I roll a pretty good size joint. Before I spark the fucker I annouce that there are 2 rules to smoking this joint. 1) you do NOT break rotation and 2) you do NOT hold it for more than 30-45 seconds at a time. Of course nobody listened and the rotation was all fucked up with dudes girl yet again just holding it. She didn't get up and wander off this time though so I'll give her credit for that.

    Now I figure that if I have weed, I'll smoke it myself or smoke it with people that respect other peoples pot. I still smoke with them at times because they are my friends and they are cool about mostly everything else, just they need a crash course in smoking courtesy.
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    Yeah that's uber-fukt. Slap dat ho, nukka:spliff:
  3. who the fuck announces rules???
  4. SG69

    SG69 Member

    I annouced them so that the shit would be smoked in accordance to the stoner rule of "puff, puff, pass".
  5. Dude you're from Alabama.. whatcha think of that 10ft, 1000lb Wild Boar? thats fuckin nuts... i don't believe an 11y/o took it down with a .50cal pistol though.. thats a bunch of bullshit... and anyways.. how the fuck does someone not see this thing running around?
  6. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

    what a bitch
  7. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

    ive had that problem recently too.
    a friend of mine rolled the joint but it was my weed, but he hogged it cuz he was the one who rolled....sheesh...he took 5 hits, then walked off to the ktichen to get a drink with it, then came back and i had to ASK before it to even get it, and half was almost already smoked!
  8. nirmalamaya

    nirmalamaya Member

    There is definite pot etiquette and your friend needs to learn it. Maybe you should send her to this site or casually bring up in conversation how much you cant stand people with no marijuana smoking etiquette!!
  9. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    people that dont like people fucking around with their weed.

    I do. I hate it when the circle is broken or the joint bogarted. It pisses me off..
  10. PurpleGel

    PurpleGel Senior Member


    exactly what i was going to post....
  11. jimaug87

    jimaug87 Member

    These are unspoken rules. The need to announce them arrises when someone doesn't comply. I know my friends and I have smoking with courtesy down.

    Who sparks a bowl?
    -the one who packs it
    -the one who supplies the weed

    The other night we had a few people throw in on some bud and some who were being treated. Since we had no grinder/scissors/ect we had to pick at the weed and pull out stems and such. The person who picked and packed sparked it. What do you guys think?
    Warning: I was smoked up and may have a bias on this story.
  12. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    if the person did the bitch work, then yeah, they can spark it every now and then.

    Personally I prefer the second hit.
  13. jahmin

    jahmin Member

    Man, next time just say something. You don't have to be a douche, just be like "yo, you gonna pass that jay or what?"

    communication is the key, people.

    and I agree with swazo that 2nd hit is preferable.
  14. dankson

    dankson Member

    smoking etiquette should be pretty simple, i like how its done with my dealer and homies, if you hit it more then twice and dont pass it correctly he will shoot you with a BB gun eventually when you least expect it. It hurts, but people laugh about it.
  15. nirmalamaya

    nirmalamaya Member

    i usually let the guest green it.
  16. well speak up then.. be like "hey.. havin fun camping over there?" or somethin along them lines.. otherwise.. if you dont like people "fucking around with your weed".. then go smoke it by yourself.. maybe people are fuckin with your weed because you gotta be some douche and annouce to the circle the "rules of the joint".. i'd probably purposely sit there and smoke the whole joint infront of you just because you had to disrespect me by telling me how a circle is supposed to be ran like i'm some fool
  17. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    if its my weed you'll shut the hell up or I'll give you five accross the eyes.

    seriously, if you have a problem with someone giving rules to make it fair, you need to man the fuck up and stop acting like a douche bag.
  18. whatever rule master.. maybe thats just the difference between grown ups and ya kiddie smokers.. we don't need to be told rules because we just know
  19. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    Pimp tight to the right:spliff: That's pretty much the only rule we have, except for the rule that everyone MUST get stoned, if they're hitting the blunt. As long as everyone gets stoned, then all of the rules don't really matter.
  20. The_Walrus

    The_Walrus Sgt. Pepper

    Hahahahahaha. I found that to be really funny.

    It IS a pain in the ass, though. I hate pot hogs...especially when they haven't even chipped in. I smoked on Thursday and paid for 1/3 of it, and this friend of mine---who didn't pay a cent---hogged the bong for at least twice as long as the rest of us. It was pretty goddamn annoying, I must agree..

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