Friday Feminist Fuck You: The Bush Administration

If you give me two snotty tissues it is a deal..



haha, sucker....

 

those commercials are all a hoax.. Who the hell rides a bike and swings on a swing and goes and smells flowers or plays volleyball with their gal pals while on their period, we're too busy sitting on the toilet, eating, sleeping and crying.. get with the program odon...

 

to tell the truth, i wasn't listening much at all...was too busy trying (unsuccessfully of course) to get a better look at her cleavage

 

don't forget lingering on the mental image of a piece of cotton soaked in blood malingering in your vagina. SWEET.

OR!! or...when you run out of pads or tampons and have to stuff a wad of tp up you junk so you can go to the store.

 

Ok, deal.
Send it through FedEx.
I guess you deserve my morale compass, as well...seems I'm throwing that in for free.

 

:smilielol5:
That's the best!! And you are praying to all that is holy that it doesn't fall out but than if it did you really wouldn't give two shits anyways...

 

What an advert that would be; awesome.

 

Right, I'm off for my tea now.
I'll attempt to keep what I have learnt today, out of my head and my food in my stomach.

Cheers gals, you were, erm, awesome.

ttfn

 

You so wish you could have some of this tea...

....

 

raspberry leaf tea. for female complaints.

that really should be the commercial. every time i'm on the rag and see one of those commercials, i wanna throw the tv out the window. thankfully it's too heavy for me to pick up and i'm too tired to do it. i'd probably shit myself anyway.

 

Haha, kc, you rule...

Or those stupid Midol commercials, where they are sitting there in agony and all of a sudden after taking Midol they are out running around and swimming, running and so forth, puh-leese, I could eat 10 midols and still feel like garbage.. Haha, gotta love the music too with those commercials...

 

jerkfaces. i hate them.

 

I love you guys when you rant on about your period. how funny

 

we need to vent our frustrations.

 

The infamous thread!

 

is this the one that broke your mojo?

 

Right.

Right now I'm going through an apotheosis of laziness.

Mojo comes and goes. Laziness stays.

 

sure, okay.

 

lol!

 

Ugh. I'm a big sleeper too. I can sleep for like 12 hours a night three days before my period and still feel tired. The shits suck balls. I shower twice a day whenever that happens because it feels so gross. Ughhhh. Yuck.

But a diva cup makes my periods so much more enjoyable, and I keep looking at the cup when it's full and thinking that it looks an awful lot like a shot glass.