French people stink

its MOLDY cheese

 

A troglodyte is someone who lives in a cave.

 

also means "someone brutal and stupid." though this is a misinterpretation of the neanderthals who merely LOOKED brutish by our standards but apparently were very sensitive and intelligent people. just watch a geico commercial.

 

Smegma?

 

that's dick cheese.

i bet the french spread that on their croissants, too.

 

The whole concept of dick cheese fascinates me... I swear. One of my friends told me about it, and I was amazed...

I wish I wasn't circumcised, that way I would produce massive amounts of smegma and feast!

 

no doubt. neato stuff, i guess. such a mystery to me.

 

That's me on the right in the gray sweatshirt, my son next to me in the red. I take exception to your use of this word, improper or not.

Oh, and theblack dots on the ceiling are hibernating bats. Cool, huh?

 

you're a spelunker, not a trog. sorry. your use of the word is incorrect. you must be french. SPY!!!!

 

I used to absolutely love caves as a kid.

I would run into them.

 

I'm a caver. Spelunkers are yuppies with expensive equipment. Cavers buy their gear at thrift stores or make it themselves and use common sense instread of guidebooks.

Cavers rescue scared, lost or injured spelunkers.

 

lol. bt they don't LIVE IN CAVES, my love.


and you are my love. i've heard things from my trannys that take my breath away.

 

i was a tree climber, myself. i used to name them and everything.

 

bats so totally kick ass. we used to have some sleep under the eaves of a condowe used to live in. they were SO CUTE. so tiny, so handy. never had a bug problem there.

 

I also climbed trees, and hugged them. Sweet Jesus... I just realized that I was a tree hugger before I even knew that damn hippies existed.

Man.


I once sat on a tree for an entire day.

I still sit on trees... I climb trees in college, and play my harmonica on them.

 

I pay them to lie to you. You know that right? Can't trust a ho, even one with a penis.

 

dammit. fucking french trannys!!

 

i'd go talk to them, tell them my troubles, just hang out with them all day. total tree hugger here. they have spirits in them, you know.

 

Aww.

Did they ever answer?

I've had dogs answer.

 

not unless you count the silent answers in my soul.