freestyle about weed

party hard
rock n roll
drink a fifth
smoke a bowl
----------(part i made up v)
snort some coke
pop some pills
do some drugs that give you chills!

yeah i didn't make that up just now..but i like it...except for the coke part but whatever...

 

that wasn't really about weed...was it?

 

rip a bong
pack a bowl
twist that spliff
light it up
and were ready to go!

 

I aint tryna go out, like biggie and pac
jus merely sit back, and smoke up my pot
now why is it, people always fightin
what yall really need is some muthefuckin vicoden
and dont diss my herb, itll get ya spun
why one hoot will make ya hack up a lung
I mean, a gram killed big pun,
and when I smoke it, I smoke it for fun
not to look cool, or fuck up in school,
or to spiritulize, that shwag I despise
its so bad, not jus a tad, its garbage,
dude my indos da shit, n Im damn proud of it
its green, its stinky n oooo sooo sticky,
trust me, this weed will make ya picky
yes Im pullin a dre, the chronic is back,
and the joints I roll, r goddamn fat. If you every
stole my weed, Id hunt ya down wit a baseball bat.
noone take insult, or diss up my rhymes, I say what I want
my balls play the chymes, this is gettin boring
n these lyrics would be better if I had been soaring
peace.

 

dear god, don't let me suffer any longer, smoke a pound of marijuana so i know it ain't far. cos in my criminal mind no body violates the don you see i've gotta get high or die cos even thugs cry.



weedman should know where i took this from.

 

S widda T widda double E, R
I’m a Badboy mc superstar
Gonna take my style and spread it far
Widda bigup shit jus like nine bar
Smoking pon ma bud o’ skunk
Gotta body in da trunk
Flexin with this brand new funk
Hittin home just like slam dunk
Now smoke ma pipes and smoke my blunt
Jackin up apon da junk
Some dem girls call me a hunk
Some kick my ass jus like toe punt
I like blonde girls small and slim
Girls dem get high smoke da blim
Funny girls who make me grin
Fuck dem girls who chase bling bling

 

When I want that sex gonna grab a whore
Bare tap that ass from the roof to the floor
Bounce up and down just like See saw
Then boot that bitch back out the door
Now me Feelin raw betta Score some draw
To bust my brain up like a jigsaw
Kick back with my snacks and some strong liquour
And cane dem greens like a herbivore
Lyrical tyrannosaur ready for war
Hardcore Southpaw gonna break that jaw
Make u see stars like Patrick moore
Then drop that mic for a dark encore
I’m a dark rapper Restore order
From Equador to Mount Rushmore
Back through time or in da future
Steer step up on da mic I’m a matador

 

Heheheh indeed I do. but wasnt it smoke a pound of Ganja?? I dunno I should get that song again .

 

2pac - when thugs cry.

i just played it back and it is marijuana. hey marijuana, ganja, its all good

 

hey we accidentally got back on topic and stopped acting like kids.

good job mod.

 

ya that song kicks ass. fuck speakin of ganja I gotta buy me some lol.

 

I didn't feel like reading through all those pages but I as well thought that the original freestyle wasn't that great, haha. No offense to the poster, though. I just didn't think it worked.

 

dude, that sounds like something 'the game' or '50 cent' would come out with. and need i say thats not a compliment. nah i'm just joking, i just hate the game and 50 cent.

 

lmao @ sacrament niiice haha

Umm, I'll try.

Some people say I'm a hippie
But they're just jealous of me
Because compared to me they smoke tree
As for me I smoke trichnome covered grass
So they can kiss my ass
I say fuck you when you ask for
Puff puff pass
I have no idea where I'm going with this


...that sucked...oh well haha

 

now, I smoke more weed
then the average man need
buddy, trust me, stay away from speed
now thats jus a half ass sentence, to improve the rhyme
cuz as Im writing this, I dont got that much time
but back to the trees, that good shit from BC,
try n beat it, buddy its potent I garuntee it
n by the way fuck bush hes a puss I know this
his middle east sherade is boring him, so now
hes scoring himself more publicity, cuz his
the public is gettin bored, but bush is gettin
whored, why did JFK go? his assisination, should of been bush
I know it, if I could change this event I would,
people gettin jacked up for thier green, its gay n I know it,
and if they legalized it, we could put a stop to it, tax it, is
it really that wrong, to smoke up wit my bong at night,nah
I dont think so, but the government might, but fuck em
who made em boss anywayz, they been corrupt since the
old days, money ring thats all it is, protecting our green is what we
must do, dont be a bitch jus grow some you tool, overgrow our world,
show em whos boss, they cant take us all, they jus arnt that tall,
they aint no giant, they jus have us cornered, theres always a way out
its jus very small, they started the war, n we gonna end it,
whenever I get my money I spend it, world peace, nah theres no such thing, we bullshitted by nostradamus, but if hes right, 27 years to go, the leader will fall soon, I know it he said it too, universal peace I hope I see it in my time, buy some green, smoke up n chill, no shwag thats not worth it
Ill spit it, in anyones face, whos sellin this shit, no matter the race, fuck skin color it jus aint right, to fight cuz someones black or white, I dont even notice, but yet they do, so should I retaliate too? Nah Id rather blaze and listen to some Dj Pooh, and the police fuck em too, never helped me out, got beat the fuck up and robbed, they took my statement and left, threw it out, I know it they pigs suck ass, but as they was in my house they never found my patch o grass, altho it aint much Im still proud, proud enough to say it out loud, stand up for your rights, they wanna search ya say no its your right, when they get back its gone, no evidence, we gotta stay free, jus dont fuck around like they do here, set bad examples cuz they queer, stupid peers, jackin cars n stealin bikes for thier drugs, started on pot, makin it look like a gateway drug, n makin people get shot, over some cash that was ment for some speed,crack or pot. So I jus chill at my spot, watch my back and drink that yak, I dont let em fuck around no more and Imma show em that. Im headin out so peace and shit,dont diss rhymes its not the best I can spit, but Im white so Im completely out of it

 

you all calling it a gateway drug, instead you should be stopping gangstas and their patented slugs.... this the shit you can't relate to this bud, and yet because of weed music making was done.

how can the D.E.A invade me when all i do is smoke weed all day. its plain to see.... that this profecy...is merely the product of a dying breed..and maybe..... the world'll open its eyes and realise that the real dangers in disguise, can't you feel the vibe? they want us buried alive because of the lies of a people living a meaningless life.

 

It is kinda strange you guys werent joking about those being freestyles...

 

haha we're just fucking around.

its a fact that i can't rap (that wasn't suppost to rhyme)

 

hahaha ya same here, im horrible at rhyming, but oh well I jus wrote it up

 

Hahah. Thank the force.