Free Psychotic Readings

Discussion in 'Psychic' started by GeorgeJetStoned, Dec 11, 2014.

  1. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    It hits me as it does. Life is random when it's worth living.

    Don't rob your toll change for a Snickers bar. Luwak is best served to your mother in law. Plant your corn early this year.

    Section X Row 55 Seat 66 THE best view.

    The coupon for Benadryl is only for the 24 count.

    Yayoi.
     
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  2. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    Make tracks
     
  3. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Don't know what the eff you're saying, bit you seem to be in good spirits and having fun, so--cool!
     
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  4. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    Obrigado
     
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  5. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    It's been a weird one this time around. I don't give a flying fook about sports and yet, sports seems to want to focus on me. So here's a few oddities................

    Drew will do it again
    The world cup will fall to one of the former axis
    Vandy is a must bet
    Celtics cave to Cavs
    Florida can't make up their mind
    Auburn is a good early bet, but can't go the distance
    November 10th
    Miami will be shoved aside by coonasses
    Jalen drives to double digits
    Warriors bitch-slap Rockets
    25 or 624
    Sooners won't make history, but they'll score a buck
    Brown is too good for the Badgers
    Jets over Lightning
    Blue Devils, a stupid name, but an effective team
    Iowa takes Ames
    ....... and an asshole wins Wimbledon (ok, that's too easy)

    Fuck sports



    Hold on to your organs folks, they're on the market whether you know it or not
    Citgo is going down, America says so
    32-1-27 opens her locker (24K opens her heart)
    The ring of fire will awaken, but Johnny won't be there
    Cobalt futures
    Get used to subscriptions
    Oink


    Taiwan is being led to the slaughter by sheer hubris
    Fertilizer becomes a strategy
    Shrinks make house calls (some for food)
    Lori stops the rocket
    Wal-Mart mold yields whole new class of antibiotics
    40 is where the money can be had Serve them well
    More people will meet belly to belly
    The wealthy are about to suffer far more than REAL people
    Watch your bi-primes, the sequence will be obvious
    Again, and I've said this before, "craft" cosmetics will become a thing
    Artificial Ignorance will hit AI
    Vesuvius? Again?




    Get used to May
    Avoid Lebanon
    Roy was a distraction, Donald will fool a lot of people
    If Biya doesn't win, many bets are off
    80 will be the new 50 in less than a generation
    2026 decides the next century
    Al Franken likes tits
    Remember the virtue of canned foods


    sort your threads
    buy a peach
    open the shoebox, it's been how many years?
    It's just a taco, not a statement (and they're fucking great when you have the munchies)




































    Ding
    Dong
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    85 Posts......And I Haven't Understood One Of Them...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Once I was off the meds, I became.. Psychotic.
     
  8. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    The title of this thread totally fooled me for a moment, lol.
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I always laugh at it :tearsofjoy:
    It is one of my favourites.
     
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  10. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I must admit it's quite good, lol.
     
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  11. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Cavs fans are going to be surprised but the injured team that could.
     
  12. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ Ancient Mariner Administrator

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    What a wonderful candidate for the Random Thoughts Forum!!!
     
  13. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    He has 28 million followers, maybe his words should be considered instead of so readily discarded.

    Christ didn't own his clothes.
    There's a beetle on your chair.
    A matter of tensile strength will save you from the bridge.

    Crystal is not her real name.
    It's too sticky for a pinner.

    Yes, Vienna's do taste like dick. Salted dick.
    Don't pass the moped guy, he's seriously broke and you'll be hit head-on
    Light a eucalyptus candle to cancel the stench of the dogs

    It only looks like a leaf, don't kill it
    B0ing


    Don't let anyone put citrus in your guacamole
    Eat a peach
    The Oriental Republic of Uruguay
    Canned rice

    The widow saw what you did. Buy her a fruitcake, an old one.
    Akkad is right
    Molyneux is only 3/4 right
    Hating people for being men, it moronic

    Put almond slices in your yogurt
    Invest in rapid whiskey process

    Learn to make marmalade, it's worth it
    Cranberries float
    Georgia peaches are a myth, Blueberries are the cash crop. And the bottom is approaching.
    Plant your corn early

    Serial invader? WTF?

    leave the bones in the ground in Sotouboua
    Gold will become worthless
    Strap your luggage well

    Jail is in your future, because of your opinion
     
  14. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    The most random of shit
    There is lots of conversation but not enough understanding.
    She's being needy, put her to work.

    Chiron is near
    October 7th light a blue candle

    Keep 3 knots of silk in your pocket for 9 days
    Don't be afraid to feed your dark side, the rewards will amaze you. But don't get caught.
    Take a dog to lunch.

    10% to Ethereum but only for the long haul
    Rome closes the doors followed by Bavaria.
    Dice, quit being an asshole, being a dick is so much better

    Canada will backfire in a manner similar to the US

    The midterms will go as they did for Truman

    Millennial Americans will not standby idle while offshoring robs them of their future, they will organize into a body nobody has ever seen before and employers will have little choice but to end the practice.

    A machine remembers you
    Ixodes will flourish
    Weed knows marketing

    Obrador will probably win

    That's the facts Jack
    Jack of all trades
    Don't jack my gummi bears
     
  15. Jalesto

    Jalesto Jalpnoenma

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    Oh Christ George, what the hell are you? This is some of the strangest stuff you've ever come off with. How much has come true?
     
  16. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    In case anyone is unaware, Jalesto is George. This is getting a little weird.
     
  17. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    Dick Paradise too (but that name vanished). Jalesto is the past, a dragging hook on the bottom trying to snag a voice or two from the past (AOL Life-Marijuana Debate). Regardless, I sometimes go off my meds for entirely too long.

    Then, I score a sack and [​IMG]
     
  18. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Just didn't know what was happening man. You do you. Peace.
     
  19. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    I do I? Reminds me of Kajagoogoo. I miss that time. The 70s too. I have to read Panic's book to relive it (sort of).
     
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