What doesn't offend people? Only a fool goes through life tip-toeing, self-censoring, making sure every single one of his thoughts are "politically correct enough" for the world, worried about what might offend someone, somewhere in the world.
Your girlfriend must be a stupid ****. Scratch that. You don't have a girlfriend. You jack off while peeking into your neighbor's window. And your neighbor is a dude.
Your retort reeks of juvenile desperation. The only people that I've heard use the phrase vajayjay are either poorly educated or have an IQ below 70 and are guests on Jerry Springer. C/S, Rev J
If not using a juvenile word like 'vajayjay' means I don't have a sense of humour then I'm sorry; I don't have a sense of humour.
Wow really got off topic here. I call it pussy and so does my wife. I love the smell of pussy that's why I will smell panties the natural smell of pussy with a hint of pee. Sorry to here she won't let you between her legs when she all sweat, but she likes it if you are. I used to eat my after she went pee, before she wiped MMMMMMM.