Okay, probably not the most engrossing topic, but I'm bored (though high). I just got the most wild fortune from a fortune cookie today, never did they promise me anything this good before... "God will give you everything you want." Well at least its better than the last fortune I got, "Constant grinding will turn an iron rod into a needle." Nevertheless, this latest fortune was seriously the most cop-out fortune ever. Maybe we should demand more inventive fortunes from our local fortune-cookie-fortune writers, we should picket their guild or something.
That is why you add ".... in bed" to every fortune. It makes them all interesting. I actually got a cool fortune the other day, it was "God give you one face and you give yourselves another"
My fortunes always suck. The last one I got said something like "there is a thorn for every rose" (or the other way around, not sure) anyway it was dissapointing.
I just have this fun mental sequence of going up to God, showing him my aforementioned fortune cookie slip, and he says "Well damn, guess I gotta do what the cookie says..."
