Fortune cookies

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by LuciferSam, Jun 3, 2004.

  1. LuciferSam

    LuciferSam Member

    Okay, probably not the most engrossing topic, but I'm bored (though high).

    I just got the most wild fortune from a fortune cookie today, never did they promise me anything this good before...
    "God will give you everything you want."

    Well at least its better than the last fortune I got, "Constant grinding will turn an iron rod into a needle."

    Nevertheless, this latest fortune was seriously the most cop-out fortune ever. Maybe we should demand more inventive fortunes from our local fortune-cookie-fortune writers, we should picket their guild or something.
     
  2. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

    That is why you add ".... in bed" to every fortune. It makes them all interesting.

    I actually got a cool fortune the other day, it was "God give you one face and you give yourselves another"
     
  3. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

    My fortunes always suck. The last one I got said something like "there is a thorn for every rose" (or the other way around, not sure) anyway it was dissapointing.
     
  4. VanAstral

    VanAstral Member

    had this one recently: create your own fortune, enjoy the cookie
     
  5. thepixies

    thepixies Member

    ive never had a fortune cookie before
     
  6. LuciferSam

    LuciferSam Member

    I just have this fun mental sequence of going up to God, showing him my aforementioned fortune cookie slip, and he says "Well damn, guess I gotta do what the cookie says..."
     

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