For the guys: would you smoke out of this pipe?

So some woman you like hands you this pipe and says it's awesome weed. Do you take a toke or no? Let me start, with me it would be no.

 

I dont use bongs....I would have to really need a toke to use that one....I did point out once that a friends new pipe was a penis...he hadn't noticed lol

 

bongs are better if they're clear; if helps you gauge how much smoke you're about to suck in when you can see how much of a cloud has formed inside. also, it doesn't look like there's much of an opening for a bong. overall, it looks like a pretty inefficient piece.

that said, who cares? it's a piece of glass, or ceramic or something. not an actual dick.

 

Yeah but still, I'm not what you'd call homophobic but I'm just homophobic enough that I wouldn't touch that thing. I was wondering if most other guys feel that way.

 

How about this then?

 

Every sentence that begins that way annoys me...

 

I'd say "Thanks!" and then put it in my butt.

 

Then When You Fart You Can Blow "Smoke Rings"...... Out Of Your Ring.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I've used a penis beer bong before

 

I see the influence of the penis in this design

 

I guess. Isn't there one that looks like a pussy instead?

EDIT: this guy...

DOUBLE EDIT: nevermind I don't want to get into trouble for posting it.

 

Couldn't find one but I did find this:

 

there. That's sort of the same as what I was going to post. Mine had pubic hair.

 

Nope...

 

Looks like she has one of those pipes for people with emphysema to talk thorough. A voice box.

 

i would still prefer a wider urethral opening, but it's better.

 

Well at least it's circumcised...at least you don't have to pull that thing back before toking up.

 

^ poor old hank did pop into my mind when i was making that post.

 

I'd be the guy that deepthroats it while everyone's like "oh wow, he can go low" and then my friends text me late at night.

Weird how that happens.