For the guys: would you smoke out of this pipe?

Discussion in 'Marijuana' started by newo, Sep 22, 2018.

  1. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    So some woman you like hands you this pipe and says it's awesome weed. Do you take a toke or no? Let me start, with me it would be no.

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  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong land of legal cannabis...canada Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I dont use bongs....I would have to really need a toke to use that one....I did point out once that a friends new pipe was a penis...he hadn't noticed lol
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    bongs are better if they're clear; if helps you gauge how much smoke you're about to suck in when you can see how much of a cloud has formed inside. also, it doesn't look like there's much of an opening for a bong. overall, it looks like a pretty inefficient piece.

    that said, who cares? it's a piece of glass, or ceramic or something. not an actual dick.
     
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  4. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Yeah but still, I'm not what you'd call homophobic but I'm just homophobic enough that I wouldn't touch that thing. I was wondering if most other guys feel that way.
     
  5. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    How about this then?

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  6. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

    Every sentence that begins that way annoys me...
     
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  7. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice I Am Only An Egg Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I'd say "Thanks!" and then put it in my butt.
     
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  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Then When You Fart You Can Blow "Smoke Rings"...... Out Of Your Ring..... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  9. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    I've used a penis beer bong before
     
  10. Ged

    Ged Actually my name is Ted. HipForums Supporter

    I see the influence of the penis in this design
     
  11. I guess. Isn't there one that looks like a pussy instead? :tearsofjoy:

    EDIT: this guy...

    DOUBLE EDIT: nevermind I don't want to get into trouble for posting it. :screamcat:
     
  12. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Couldn't find one but I did find this:

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  13. there. That's sort of the same as what I was going to post. Mine had pubic hair. :laughing:
     
  14. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    Nope...
     
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  15. Ged

    Ged Actually my name is Ted. HipForums Supporter

    Looks like she has one of those pipes for people with emphysema to talk thorough. A voice box.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i would still prefer a wider urethral opening, but it's better.
     
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  17. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice I Am Only An Egg Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Well at least it's circumcised...at least you don't have to pull that thing back before toking up.
     
  18. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    ^ poor old hank did pop into my mind when i was making that post.
     
  20. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

    I'd be the guy that deepthroats it while everyone's like "oh wow, he can go low" and then my friends text me late at night.

    Weird how that happens.
     

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