For Sale!

well depends on IF she lets me deminstrate or not *L*

 

That's nice... not into that.

Nope, I need something useful.

 

I don't know, what are you. Are you a sex slave? Can you cook?

 

I'm not a slave, I just want someone to buy me..... and kinda.Heh.

I'd prefer to find myself a housewife, but selling myself might work just as well.

 

wait, your lookin to be a housewife? or youre hoping a housewife will buy you? im confused.

 

I can cook. I could pay you for unlimited kinky sex in food?

 

wait not into that??????wow thats crazy. damn my tongue is my only redeeming quality

 

I WANTED a housewife, then I decided I'm going to just sell myself off.

 

Damn, well that sucks for you.

 

so i can buy then if i pay u in housewives?

 

ya it does, guess i will bow out of the auction now

 

Well, if you have some candy it could make or break a deal.

Man, I really want some skittles right now.... not sure why, oh, and a cookies and cream Hershey bar.

 

i could have those things yes *L*

 

I bet you hope you have those things.

 

naaa i could go to walgreens and get them *L*

 

I'm sure you would.

I'm actually not sure who the winner is. I'm making the deadline Friday, September 5th 11:59PM the deadline...

 

ok i will throw in the choclate you want, so we are up too the choclate, 20 bucks a buy one get one free MD cap, and some pocket lint.

 

Sounds like a good deal.... but you never know what will happen in the next 28 hours.

 

damn would it help if i lied and said i'm attractive?

 

have you never been to an auction before? stop bidding against yourself...