For Sale!

i'm buying her

thats the end of that discussion

 

Just because, I'M SUPER AWESOME, that's why.

 

I dont' think your bid was a winning bid actually... so far the winner is I'minmyunderwear... I mean, 12 bucks and a watermelon jolly rancher.... don't feel frazzled, the aution is not over yet!

 

Thats not a good reason.
I'm too late anyway. Fitzy's buying you.
And I sure as hell wont fight for you.


:leaving:

 

...that's fine.

The auction is still going...

 

damn i missed the picture.

 

Damn, piaf............your beautiful, why do you need to buy anyone? hahahahah wow that was weak i ment that to sound nice not all creepish........

 

Cause I want a slave.


And thanks, it wasnt THAT creepish

 

your welcome, hmmmm a slave thats not a bad idea......................

 

ok i got 15 dollars and buy one get one free Mountain Dew cap.

 

It was of a monkey... haha

 

ok yeah i raise my bid to 20 dollars a mountain dew cap and some pocket lint.

 

Oh man she was a hottie!

She looked like she has a wild streak.

I would start the bidding at 100 thousand dollars if I were you,

She is clearly out of my league and I know it.

 

dude she might not be out of your league

 

I'm pretty cheap and easy... as long as I'm taken care of emotionally and at least occasionally quickie, I'm good.

 

do you offer financing? i might be interested but have no down payment.

 

This is very possible... but it's more of an auction, it's not turning out so well. Heh.

 

yeah that sux. too bad theres not a buy it now feature.

 

Can i just point out that i'm a vagina eating god *LOL*

 

yes but does that job pay enough that you can afford to bid on her?