For Sale!

translation, i don't need the net at home, i'd rather read , however i am sure the cockfag is right about not being able to afford you

 

tis true... but more importantly it's just so fun to be mean to hellvis

 

yeah they all want to be me, it's sad really.

 

I'm pretty cheap, honestly.

 

Haha.. I'm sure.

Egotistic are you?

 

not really, but it sounded good. i'm pretty level, and sometimes humble.....just nto on here

 

Haha, yea. A lot of times I come here to release anger. It's like theropy.

 

it's cheap theropy now if it could just teach me to spell

 

BTW.... picture of me! Any takers?

 

alright, you get your watermelon jolly rancher

 

Sorry not interested.

I like my women to have bigger fangs...and sharp claws. I do not see any claws...

 

duh... retractable!

 

Good luck on that. You're the one missing out.

 

Yeah, I really have to agree with this.

Sorry, enraged angel, but not a lot of people seem interested....

 

well, i DO need someone to clean my house.

 

Those are not retractable...

Those are finger nails and toe nails.

Are you kidding me, those would have to grow out for a few months to even be able to tear away a few layers of my flesh.

Claws not nails...god some people

 

Well, I figured I was a product that sold itself,

I can do that... and I'm eye candy.

So far the $$ and jolly rancher is really tempting....

 

I'd buy you and make you my friend but only if you're not prettier than me :toetap05:
I dont want female friends that look better than me...

 

haha... well, if it's about taking guys, don't worry... you can have them.

 

Nah, its okay, I dont really want them.
Actually, I'd buy you, but I cant think of a good reason for that. I dont see why would I want/need you