For fucks sake!

That's fine - but that doesn't explain why the OP had such an over-the-top reaction of terror to something he sees every day. Could have just changed the channel (figuratively).

 

A friend of mine sent me a clip of this really sexy woman jacking off.. I found it rather interesting and brought myself to orgasm while watching it.. I get aroused by some things that are wrong/and or different.

 

Nothing wrong with that, there are times when I am more turned on by a woman in a porno rather then the man.

 

Well this woman had a penis..

 

Oh......hahahahahhahahaa ......

 

So yeah, she was literally jacking off. :lol:

 

This makes me think of those maury povich shows where you had to guess if someone was a woman or a man...

 

She was so gorgeous, too. She had amazing breasts and a great body but she was sitting on the edge of a bed jerkin' it.. Haha.

 

I've never watched a shemale porn, I will certainly have to check into this.

 

Because I'm not a faggot, and I don't find pleasure in that. :H

 

You bought one of those pirate dvds off of one of those little Chinese street dealers, didn't you?

 

Right, so you could have just turned it off. But sounds to me like you were rather terrified. I find that funny.

 

I think the point of this thread was to be funny. Don't be a dick (figuratively) about it.

 

Thank you.

 

That guy in your photo^ looks like my ex.

 

That's me. Is that a good thing?

 

The photo is a good thing and it's cute. Made me smile... ok, I laughed. What on earth is the guy behind doing stabbing happily at what looks like a bear pelt?

 

Believe it or not, we're actually dancing!:lol: :tongue:

 

I can't believe you guys built stonehenge.

lol Great pic.

 

We just know how to party, love!:tongue: