food in packets

So, kinda like crack?

 

Less expensive though:H

 

Never had you down as a Pot Noodle junkie, Claire.

Want to borrow a fiver?

 

Yeah, she's been working up to the hard stuff for years

 

And I thought she was the 'shroom queen'. Not sure I want to associate with a Potnoojy! They're a right rum lot!

 

Look I have it under control.... I mean yes I did have 3 in one day once... but look! I'm ok I tells ya OK!!!!

 

Classic denial that.

I don't know, bless her.

There's only one thing for this kind of packet food addiction......gargling leeches-but don't hurt them! Spit them out when you've finished. Leeches get a bath and you puke out all that vile poison!

 

I am currently eating Action Man spaghetti shapes both in a tin and from the tin, which recently was in the cupboard. Sometimes I surprise even myself.

 

I can't believe that nobody's mentioned ....

FOOD BETWEEN TWO SLICES OF BREAD!!!

 

Man, that is just so nineties.