We're spending Christmas with my parents in south Florida this year, and we'd like to check out the Keys for a few days. Reasonably priced hotels seem nonexistent, but I finally found an affordable bed and breakfast in Key West. The owner told me that the beach is not a major attraction and that the sand is actually imported from India! My friend who lived in West Palm Beach for a while told me that the ocean around Key West is disgusting, because the island has no sewage treatment plant. On the positive side, I hear that the drive is spectacular and the night life pretty interesting. Then again, my friend said he was grossed out by the female impersonators he saw there. Any thoughts?