Flirt with the poster above

you must not have ever gotten your license because there is no smoking in public buildings...and you are smoking.

 

Hockey is one of my favorite sports. May I use your stick to show a few of my moves?



(PS...would only work if you are a male)

 

Hey shy girl, I’m a shy boy, let’s overcome our inhibitions together


Hotwater

 

Your water might me hot, but I can make it boil

 

Hello I am a good time and it's great to meet you!

 

you got a great jaw line,,

 

Have you ever driven a stick...

 

your all gooey...we stick

 

Have I got a gooey interface for you.

 

your no ordinary guy!

 

You have a really cute nose,morrow-pick it yourself?

 

Hiya Piaf....well,since I've covered every wall with 'Piaf is sexy!',I've had to start spraying it on police cars instead-wouldn't anyone?

 

Puggybear, you seem as strong as that bear.

 

Umm... my hands are full and i think an insect just crawled up my skirt. Could you catch it please???

 

If you wouldn't mind standing on your head like a proper Australian, then the processes of gravity might help me to see where that fly has got to ...

 

soooooo thats why your mouth is open...catching flys eh?

 

Yep. I'm the flies' undoing ... and they know it

 

My flies undone. You telepathic hussy you.

 

Fly on the side hey! Mmm