Five Spice Donkey Meat

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  1. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I just read that Walmart sell a product named Five Spice Donkey Meat. But besides delicious and spicy donkey meat officials now found fox meat in that product. I don't know how fox tastes, but that looks like a scam to me ;).

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    Gyro
     
  2. bird_migration

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    They should rename it 'donkey and fox meat' and it's no problem. People tend to fall over words.
     
  3. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    right,I mean if I craved for a good piece of donkey and then it comes mixed with fox I would be disappointed, too.

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    Gyro
     
  4. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    Unless it turns out that fox is delicious.
     
  5. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    no, If I order dark beer I don't want to get a pils beer. Same with meat. Some time ago they sold lasagna with beef here in Germany. A closer look revealed that there was a significant amount of horse meat in the lasagna. Horse isn't that bad, but if I order a lasagna with beef I want beef, not horse.

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  6. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    oh, I forgot something. IIRC you have to marinate the fox in milk for some time to get rid of the strong taste ;).

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    Gyro
     
  7. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    I heard they just cancelled all the donkey shows in TJ.

    Maybe there's a fox in the henhouse.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    maybe fox meat is one of the five spices.
     
  9. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    now I wonder what the other four spices might be?

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    Gyro
     
  10. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    You sure you wanna know this shit?
     
  11. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    sure, nomnomnom.

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  12. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  13. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    um, he looks hungry. I guess he could wolf down another bowl or five. But that looks like plain rice, no spiced donkey or fox in it.

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    Gyro
     
  14. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Wallmart had to pull it. So it's back to rice.
     
  15. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    dammit. I read that Walmart wants to compensate buyers with about 8 $US, but it is expected that only a few buyers make use of it.

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    Gyro
     
  16. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    I think you can get busloads of grilled lizards and stuff for 8U$
     
  17. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I bet they taste like chicken ;).

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    Gyro
     
  18. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Eating a fox or an ass?

    I think I am messed up on the question! ;)
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    who gives a fox
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

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    Hello,

    I had some spiced goat curry at an Indian buffet today. It was delicious. I hope that spiced donkey meat tastes the same.

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    BSR
     

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