Fitz, Adam, Ryan, Eliot and lode...

i can do that

 

I'm partially European by bloodline, but born and raised in the US. My grandpa was pretty cultured though and taught my dad how to be witty, and my dad taught me.

Pressed Rat's posts do kick ass. Too bad he always thinks I'm mocking him or something and never answers me. Haha.

 

i have big bruises and my knuckle is bloody from the go kart crash
go karts that are normally ridden outside, put inside, and without seat belts, and me being a woman that cannot drive
it all adds up to me in a giant crash, smashed my face into the steering wheel
they didn't have seat belts but they did give us helmets, luckily
i totally cried after the crash
plus i broke a nail
i deserve back rubs


i was the only girl there, and i can understand why

 

girls, girls, there's plenty of backrubs to go around

 

Hell yeah! Gimme my wine.....Fitz...Capt. Underpants you can take turns.

 

i'll let fitz go first so you aren't disappointed... i'm sure he's good, but who could honestly follow me? :sunglasse

 

but..but..i put alot of effort into that whole whine about me needing a back rub...

 

you think you put in a lot of effort? i'm running back and forth between like 5 beautiful backs, trying to convince each of them that they are the most important back to me...

 

get real bub

 

it's ok, i'll rub your back next

 

Jess, that sounds like my kind of day though. Invite me next time, mmkay?

 

This thread is dedicated to the GUYS yet the GUYS are still doing the pampering.

Suckers.

Somebody get over here and rub me down with some nice oils. I'm gonna need some grapes and a whole lot of towels.

 

Oh but girls love to spoil their men if they get pampered first.

 

As you can see from the replies, we have been pampering you guys. That's why you're to be spoiling us right now.

Sheesh. Some things must be too simple.

 

but i wasn't one of the special few...


i still have to earn that place, through ass kissing and backrubs...

 

It does????

It tastes like something, but I don't know what.

 

I said their men. None of ya'll are mine. Shit. I might spoil Fitzy and Capt. Underpants.

 

I earned it by threatening women and pushing them in the mud. All you're going to get by giving out free backrubs is a job as teh free backrub guy.

Gotta watch these women around here. They're tricky.

(And she'll spoil me. She just talks shit)

 

:lol: I can't wait to make you eat mud.

 

you have a point...


next time it rains, these hoes is gettin' dirty!