First time

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by bedlam, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    The first time with a condom I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms.

    There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was

    new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.
    I honestly answered, "No."

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb.
    She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently
    still looked confused.

    So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just
    a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led
    me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She
    unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"
    Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
    She then said, it was time to slip the condum on. As I was slipping
    it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
    "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

    So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
    no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.
    She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

    I said, "I sure did." And held up my thumb to show her.
  2. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

  3. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

    lol that was great.. hahaha
  4. thats awesome
  5. aDVan84

    aDVan84 Member

    is the thumb thing true?
  6. stuntdragon1

    stuntdragon1 Member

    hah that was a good one
  7. smilez

    smilez Member

    That was a much needed laugh for the day. Thanks.

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