First Time Stoned Stories

Haha, yea never he's an asshole . I don't think my problem was small dick dieses lmao. She must have been one fire ass lady, she looked so damn good I couldnt tell if I was heart broken or jealous!

 

yeah once u get used to it, it's not as crazy and paranoia inducing.

my cousin was a total pothead, but when she quit, she would get way too high when she smoked, so now she's just not a stoner anymore. which is coo.

 

well te first time ever ever smoking pot nothing happened. good thing i was drunk so it wasnt a complete waste of the night.

i feel like my best times though is the longer i smoke it the better each expeirience gets every time.

i twitch sometimes..does tat happen to anyone? haha wen ur laughing to hard or really loud good music is playing?

 

First time I smoked was with my best friend in 8th grade out of a soda can
we smoked, coughed, whatever..

I didn't really notice anything different so I put on some music, and went back by my window to smoke some more.

When I got back my friend was like "I just set my face on fire! Did you see???"
There was a really long silence and then I was like "well, I wasn't LOOKING!"

and we both started laughing for like 10 mins about that.

It wasn't even funny. at all...

But that was my first time getting high. =]

 

I used to twitch all the time when I first started getting high, and my leg would start shaking a lot, not like I was scared or anything, just knowing that I was about to get really fucked up, ya know?

 

My first time getting HIGH was amazing...

This happened about 10 months ago. It was my friend, Deo, and I, and this was around 8 or 9 A.M., during school. We went up this long ass staircase that's by the school where everyone smokes at, and Deo started rollin' the blunt. Then when we were taking pulls, I didn't feel shit. It took me a couple of times of smoking it to start feeling the effects.
About a week later we went to the same spot, at about the same time, and then when I took like my 4th or 5th pull, I started feeling jolly and I was lauging because the grass looked so pointy (WTF?!). Then while we were walking down the stairs, it was so hard for me to walk down since my legs felt all wobbly and I couldn't pay attention to wtf I was doing. Then on the last flight of stairs, I busted my ass and started laughing uncontrollably for about 5 minutes w/ people looking at me and everything. When I got to school, I was extra happy with people and when some people figured it out, they wanted to do it too!

 

Are you fuckn' shittin' me? I wouldn't do that shit sober, ahaha.

 

Luckily my first time was with my sister and a cousin so I was a pro by the time I smoked with my friends.

My cousin who's in her 20s picked me and my sister up. We drove to the corner store, got some munchys, then headed to the dealers and picked up the pot.

We drove around town and because we didn't have a peice, we had to make one out of a pop can. We drove to the docks and blazed up there. My sister and cousin took a few hits themselves and then I went.

"Keep going, keep going!" that's what my sister kept saying, and not knowing how much smoke I already inhaled, I ended up coughing and blowing all the weed (only .5) off the pop can.

So we reload the bowl, and drive to a different spot. This time we were in the Wal-Mart parking lot. I kept getting really paranoid thinking the cops would be watching us.

So after we finished the bowl we decided to just cruise around town blasting some music. As we were driving this car full of hicks dressed as clowns drove by. It was the trippiest thing I've seen. I thought I was tripping because I before I smoked I always pictured weed like the way I saw it on the Simpsons.

Then this car is driving on the wrong side of the road in this small parkway. We honk at them, then turn around and chase them for about half an hour. They were really scared cause we just kept folling them, and had our hoods up so they musta been thinking we were gonna kill them or something. This got me paranoid, and I thought we were actually chasing them to beat them up or something.

Then I got the munchys. Well not really, but my cousin passed me these cinnamon stick chocolate things, and they tasted more amazing than anything I've ever eaten. I ended up eating all of them without even knowing it.

My first time being high wasn't all that enjoyable. I was just paranoid because my cousin was driving stoned, and I thought she was gonna crash or something, thinking that she was as stoned as I was.

I think the next time I got high was like a month after that, and the next time after that was another month after that. Then it moved to once a week, then to a few times a week, and soon to every day. Now I'm back to once a week and I'm able to spend 5 bucks and still get stoned, something I wasn't able to do when I smoked all the time.

 

After a long time of lookin' around here, i finally decided to register and post


Alright... my first time smoking weed, was really odd.

See, I had a complete druggy kid at my school. He was really the only one I knew, and my life was incredibly hard and I needed something to take my stress away.

Anyway, this kid was about to get 20$ worth, and I will always remember these words "Dude, wanna get blazeeddd at my place?" I barely new the kid! But I said, fuck it. I text my dad and say im gunna hang with a friend after school.

We get a ride, and this kid was like 3 years older then me. I was 14. Finally we get there, and he gets his water bottle bong ready. I was really nervous, but deep inside I felt I needed to do this. So, im slightly shaking, hes tokin' up. He hands me it, and packs the bowl. He tought me how and everything .

I surprisingly didn't cough AT ALL, and I know I inhaled because my throat burned right away, and a hole bunch of smoke came out. We get finished with those say... 3 bowls, the other kid did around 8. Then, I didn't feel anything that soon as I do nowadays, so me and the kid went to his older brothers, which was around the block. We caught a ride and drove to a pool were nobody was at. We stayed in the car and toked up on a pipe he had.

A good around 5 more bowls right there, I was really uncomfortable in the car, I couldn't even see. It was incredibly cloudy in the car, and I was claustrophobic. So we all get out, I sat on a curb, for around 20 minutes. This was the start

We then walk home, I've never done any drugs or alcohol or anything, but it felt as if I was drunk at the time, because I wasn't able to walk in a straight line. I don't remember the rest, until we eventually got into his kitchen. I was FUCKED UP. I felt dizzy, and happy at the same time. The kid, was making eggs or some shit I didnt even know. I was sitting on their dining room chair, I felt like every time I looked in another direction, my eyes took 5 seconds to actually get there. If you catch my drift.

I didn't have the munchies really, but food DEFINETLY tasted different. He made this egg burrito, I was eating a cloud rapped in bacon in my mind. There was no bacon.. haha. So it was around 4:00 pm then, it literally felt like around 10. It was UNBELIEVEABLE. Meanwhile, I was staring at this starfish clock thing that was in the room. It puzzled me for a good hour.

I then got paranoid, because I forgot, I have no idea were I am. I didn't know how to get home. The kid was completely fine now, I was still messed up. So I start to call my dad to pick me up, and I forgot that he didn't know how to get here either. So this is was I was like. "Hey dad, can you pick me up. Yeah, sure were are you? Im at my friends house. Yes, I know that but whose house? My friends! (So then my friend just took the phone to talk to him, because he knew I was uncontrollably baked) He gave the directions and stuff, and I made my way home.

Sorry that was really long, but I've always wanted to explain my first time

Happy Tokin'

 

i didnt inhale properly

 

8th grade in a treehouse with 3 buddies. 2 of them hadn't smoked before.

I remember seeing my one friend giggling and acting weird so I thought he was faking it because me and my other friend couldn't get high. I hit it so many times and was kind of bummed out. Then all of a sudden it came out of no where. Sober one second, then next thing I know I'm leaning back and forward laughing my ass of for no apparent reason.

I then stood up in the treehouse and hit my head not thinking that we obviously can't stand up all the way. That's about all I remember.

 

my friend had pot brownies and said do you want one? I said only if their laced. I was kidding she was not kidding. I was at school. I remember feeling silly. I had got a chocolate cake out of the machine. and I crushed it in between this history book in the library. and I put it back with the rest of the books. I had this key chain that was one of those 70s car bug I was sitting in class playing around with it. that's all I remember about that day. the first time I smoked I did not get high. I thought the taste of a hit was down right nasty. but I did it any way. not to much of an exciting story

 

My first time with the plant I got caught by my room as I was an idiot and baked in my bed room. I wasnt to high, I didnt know what I was doing, Im learning.

 

I smoked some type of weed that grilled me off my ass, went to a carnival, and every time I looked at someone for a split second I thought they were this one kid that went to my high school that I had never talked to in my life. This was all after I had a panic attack and thought time was stopping.

 

It's so weird.. how it hits you randomly. It's like when you fall asleep in bed, it happens out of nowhere.

 

I "smoked" several times before I actually got stoned. I put the quotes in because it's pretty apparent I was doing something wrong because I wasn't getting high but everyone around me was, lol. So anyway, me and my boyfriend were hanging out in our friend's camper and when I realized I was high, it hit like a ton of bricks. The world looked different, like I was watching a movie and everyone sounded all...weird and far away. Then we watched some movie involving a college dorm and I got so into it I thought I was in college for two hours. I can't remember much more than that and I have NO clue what movie we were watching. I was probably 18 or 19, I really don't remember exactly when it happened except that I had been smoking for awhile before I actually got high.

 

First time was with a homemade bong I made with tinfoil as the bowl. I think I was 17. We bought 1 gram and went to my old school's playground. We forgot to fill the bong with water so we had to use semi-frozen water from a nearby puddle (it was winter so it was pretty clean). I took a bunch of huge hits, we re-filled the bowl like 3 times. At first I didn't feel anything but then I was like "woah". Everything just slowed down, my vision was all cloudy, and I didn't feel like I was moving my body. My heart was beating extremely fast and I thought it was going to wake up the neighbourhood. We went back to my friend's house and watched tv. His cat sat like a human, and I thought it was the funniest thing ever. I ate a bunch of peanuts and other food, then I walked home still pretty high.

 

its cool when this happens. happens to me alot with books.

first time i got high was during lunch break in my gay boys back yard at his house. never ate a better meal than chicken alfredo. lol
going back to school was... intresting.
there was a 'walk out' where the dumbassed kids were trying to kill the uniform idea from the administrators.. they didnt do shit.. it was funnier to stay and watch. most just wanted out of class, not even knowing why they were walking out..

 

First time... I was bored, and had always been curious about the herb after all that fuss they made about it in health class. I went out and talked to a kid down the street, asked him if he knew where to get any bud, and he took me to some dude's older brother who badly ripped me off. I didn't know, so no loss really. We went to another guy's house to get some papers, but we didn't know how to roll so we let those guys roll up doobs all night. I didn't know any of these people, and it was kind of awkward.

I did get pretty high, and we spent the night doing stupid kid things like blocking off streets with cones.

Later, I got paranoid and flushed my stash. I was sharing a room with my aunt so I didn't think it would be wise to keep it around. Then I'd end up like smokingbuddha up there. ^

I still get a laugh at the fact I got myself high the first time, instead of being introduced to it through friends. From my understanding, it's not a common scenario for people starting off at a young age. Unfortunately, though, I don't have the "awesome best friend" aspect of my first time smoking.