Fire Burns Church Building... Bibles and Crosses Undamaged

A devastating fire burned a church down. Not a single Bible was touched by the flames

Praise god!!!!

God wants to get awareness

 

Nice try lol

 

Bullshit. Go try and set a phone book on fire / The compressed nature of books makes them hard to burn unless shredded.

 

Why didn't God just keep the whole church from burning?

 

Because only the Word is holy, neon.

 

and Bird is the Word

 

Praise the lard.

 

I am not suppose to laughing at this but I am. The Bibles were saved.

 

"laugh away fuckface--by morning it'll be in every major newspaper."--Repo Man. ( not directed at you,Libby)

 

oh Lord our bibles are safe but where we going to go to church oh well its going to be like a Potluck picnic until our church gets fixed

 

Sounds like Alien intervention

 

Ah man!!

 

Just a building

 

In the glare of burning churches.

 

Their would have been several reasons that books survived. Their construction and heavy natural fiber covers, their location low down on the pews and the fact that fire draws air upwards.
Also, how did they know that "not a single bible was damaged", I doubt that many churches to a regular stock-take on their bibles.
Regarding firefighters pulling out, the two most likely reasons would have been fear of partial collapse, or steam, that can penetrate their clothing and cause terrible damage.
The flash-point of card and paper is around 300 degrees centigrade. Firefighters would not have been working inside at that temperature.
This all sounds like a story that has been blown up and exaggerated by the media.

 

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