Fire Burns Church Building... Bibles and Crosses Undamaged

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by Dude111, Mar 13, 2019.

  1. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Nice try lol
     
  3. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of walls Staff Member Super Moderator

    Bullshit. Go try and set a phone book on fire / The compressed nature of books makes them hard to burn unless shredded.
     
  4. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Best Member

    Why didn't God just keep the whole church from burning?
     
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  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Because only the Word is holy, neon.
     
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  6. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    and Bird is the Word
     
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  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Praise the lard.
     
  8. Libbygrable87

    Libbygrable87 Member

    I am not suppose to laughing at this but I am. The Bibles were saved.
     
  9. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    "laugh away fuckface--by morning it'll be in every major newspaper."--Repo Man. ( not directed at you,Libby)
     
  10. Libbygrable87

    Libbygrable87 Member

    oh Lord our bibles are safe but where we going to go to church oh well its going to be like a Potluck picnic until our church gets fixed
     
  11. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|-|=|-|_

    Sounds like Alien intervention
     
  12. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

    Ah man!!
     
  13. Rahab

    Rahab Member

    Just a building
     
  14. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    In the glare of burning churches.
     
  15. wilsjane

    wilsjane Member

    Their would have been several reasons that books survived. Their construction and heavy natural fiber covers, their location low down on the pews and the fact that fire draws air upwards.
    Also, how did they know that "not a single bible was damaged", I doubt that many churches to a regular stock-take on their bibles.
    Regarding firefighters pulling out, the two most likely reasons would have been fear of partial collapse, or steam, that can penetrate their clothing and cause terrible damage.
    The flash-point of card and paper is around 300 degrees centigrade. Firefighters would not have been working inside at that temperature.
    This all sounds like a story that has been blown up and exaggerated by the media.
     
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  16. Asmodean

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  17. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    This thread is screaming for black metal memes :D

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