*Whacks you over the head with the vibrator, clamps your bollocks with the nipple clamps and ties you to Claire with the bondage tape* There. I win
Exactly which part of my body is attached to which part of his body? At any rate, I'm sure I'll enjoy it more than he will Sorry about the delay, I was just masturbating into a bowl of cereal... want some? *Grabs dildo and sticks it up Alomiakoda ass, then clips buttons shut with nipple clap... Takes second nipple clamp, hold it open over Alomiakoda exposed right nipple, and then lets go, with it slamming shut* oh dear, you're not bleeding are you LOL
but wait.. who is this running in from the crowd... is it? yes its smartie.. wielding a gimp mask(complete with ball gag), a tub of ky and a bowl of jizz soak corn flakes... "these are yours i think dan* forcibly feeding them to him.. then smothering himself in ky and jumping into the frey he attaches the gimp mask in 1 quick motion to the head of jon*... now bite down bitch... dont say you dont love it....
Honestly, since I talk to Dan often....I think he should get the award....I mean, come on! He posts his dick, took pictures of my breasts (don't ask), and all the other things he says and does....well, he's just so open in his filthiness....I'll shut up though, and just watch... *sits down with popcorn to watch the fight*
I've got jars of personal *waste* that I keep in my cupboard... pee, poo, vomit, bogies, semen, sweat.. all colour coded and dated... when I die, they are going to build a clone of me using the raw materials I've donated.
how has claire not been voted for an award??? the filth forums are always busiest when she is skiving off work!!