Fighting

Oh shit........
(Eric boards passenger plane, fastens seat belt, and asks stewardess for a drink before leaving the country)

 

Oh yes, c'mon Irmi! Man, we got some TOUGH sisters in HF! I love it!!

 

Isn’t there a YouTube video of a us marine fighting a capoeira guy... dude is doing all this fancy shit and the marine decks him once and lays him out?

 

eeep

 

I have beaten up many marines in my day. Back when I fought. Now I would let someone hit me as many times as they want and not fight back

 

Why would you not defend yourself?

 

the other guy was muslim..

 

I think my resume speaks (hopefully whispers) for itself. I am a black belt, have been an instructor, an ex-Golden Glove boxer, etc. I'm a two-time state champion and have won a bunch of regional championships in full-contact events. I'm pretty confident in my abilities. That being said....me reacting violently to any scenario is the utmost last option. My job on this planet isn't to hurt people or try to impress people who want to see me hurt people. I feel self-conscience about even commenting in threads like this.

 

Yall better start taking this thread more seriously. Otherwise i'll hop through your computer screen and kung fu your ass.

I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

 

i usually lose at that one too.

i should probably just go back to the video game thread.

 

Jesus said turn your

jesus turn the other cheek. Return evil to no one. Internet’z jostling is not evil. How does that sound porch?

 

That's it, we're on!! Maybe not fighting but you know.

 

Lethal!

 

You will be skilled in the arts of the sword, the shield, the ax and the bow if thou willeth presenteth Irmith with das bear pelteth.

 

I have a black belt in Unagi

 

I've had my share of fights on the basketball court but they're mostly verbal (trash talking)
rarely do they ever lead to fisticuffs

 

I dont have to be a violent guy...I know bikers and enjoy protection status …..ive never needed them but it is nice they're there