fear of bugs crawling into my orifices

whenever i have to pee outside or something i am always very nervous about that. and when my dog has fleas i dont like getting my face near him. and if a bug gets near my ear i FREAK OUT.

thought i'd share. does this make me paranoid?

 

sounds like a legitimate fear to me, would be pretty bad if say, a wasp flew up my pee hole

 

A wasp couldn't fit up there, man! Unless your dick's the size of a baseball bat.

 

alright well, a sweat bee then

 

this is a funny phobia