Favourite sayings

1)My arse
2) Life is like lemon and honey. It is bittersweet.
3)I am laughing so hard my sides would have split had I not put on my belt.
4)Takes one to know one
5) Flamingoed up

 

:lol: flamingoed up?? haha, i love that! awsome.

 

If someone is going on about how great they are I will sometimes tell them, “ well your hairs not made of gold”.

 

My math tutor is always saying "let's be more proactive and go straight for the jugular"

 

don't shovel shit and call it sunshine.

 

"It's all tubes and wires."

 

"Shoot porn not arabs"

 

life is short, drink the good wine now.

you can be sure that you created god in your own image when he hates all the same people you do.

 

1.I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

2.Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

3.Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.

4.Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

 

"fuck it, let's go to the pub"

makes me smile every time I hear it, along with
"No mate, put your money away, it's my round"

 

Tidy your bedroom, now.

 

mom's making pina coladas!!

 

Tea or Coffee ?

 

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

 

i say "well fuck me sideways runnin'"

 

or "well fuck me bloody." though it gets increasingly elaborate depending on how ticked off i am: "well fuck me bloody, sideways, runnin', with a chevrolet and a ten foot pole." then you know i'm really annoyed.

 

That's an image too bizarre to contemplate.. although I'm sure it would make money

heh, see my sig for my fave quotes..

 

it's not supposed to be literal. it's a vicious, ugly concept, though. that's the point.

 

"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast your pearls before the swine, lest haply they trample them under their feet, and turn and rend you."
- Jesus talking about posting on internet messageboards

 

You're a waffle merchant.
WOOO ME!! Yeah i deal in waffles!