Favourite quips

What links all your failures?

You.

 

Wait, what? Isn't a quip like a clever remark- How does the thread title link in to the body of the thread?

 

I know you are but what am i

 

Your face and my ass.

 

Takes one to know one. Ass face.

 

your ass is an ass...and uh, more ass stuff.

 

Hey it's not my fault you're upside down face.

 

So... What made you decide to have a lobotomy?

 

I think he meant “what are your foibles?”

 

Yes, coolquip.

 

In my interpretation it was a clever remark, as I would have expected the answer to be some sort of popular psychology or motivational speaker pearl of wisdom, and then it just dumps the blame right on you.