Favorite SNL skits

Jimmy Fallon as the radio guy Joey Mack "and we're baaaaack!!!!!"(olsen twins were good for that one..)

Cheri Oteri as the fast food lady- simmah dah nah! (simmer down now)

Choppin Broccoli(dana carvey)

Eddie Murphy as Gumbi

Steve Martin as Kind Tut, and the one with Dan Akcroyd
"We are two WILD and CRRRAZEY guys!"

any rosanne rosanna danna.

Molly Shannon as that bad comedian "Don't EVEN get me started!"

The LOVERS hahaha... "let us rub our bodies together like cricket children, lover. chirp!! chirp chirp!!"

Let's make a picture with Rachel Dratch

The old perverted uncle Buck Henry . ahah "look for candies on your uncle girls!!! oooh check the pockets!"

ah i hope that show never ends

 

Haa! ~Will beating the crap outta that cowbell...
Thus, I must give props to Blue Oyster Cult for making the cowbell renown.

~every Mango & Mr. Peepers skit
lol, Danny Devito as Guava...!

 

haha i love mango!!!!!!!!! "now go clean the ring of poop around my toilet bowl!!!!"

 

lol "can you cut food with a tube after I eat you??!?"
...can you piss off a Puerto Rican & live to tell about it???
eh..I don't like j.lo, but that was an awesome mango skit.

 

ahahhah holy shat that was funny!! he's just givin 'er all he's got.. NOPE... too much cowbell, i'm sorry.. and he gets all crused and sad.

 

ahahhah holy shat that was funny!! he's just givin 'er all he's got.. NOPE... too much cowbell, i'm sorry.. and he gets all crushed and sad.

 

*Jane Reno's house party
*Xena episode with Brendan Fraser
*Jinglehimer Junction with Friendship, Unity, Caring and thier new friend Kindness

 

"Telegram"....."Candy Gram"....."Land Shark"

Telling my age for real now

 

Larraine Newman: "Oh boy! A candygram!!"

I wonder if SNL is doing its political bash this year. They've done one every presidential election right before the election. Maybe it will be on this Saturday.

 

Landshark: "Plumber."

Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"

Landshark: "Flowers."

Lady: "What... for who"

Landshark: "Plumber"

Lady:"... you're.. that crazy shark aren't you?''

Landshark: " No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?"

Lady: "A dolphin! Ok!"


Pure comedy gold right there.

 

Finally! Someone who appreciates the genius that is Dennis Miller. Jane Curtin, Chevy Chase, Kevin Nealon, Norm McDonald, Jimmy Fallon...none can compare. You have to actually have like...uh, a brain and all that good stuff to understand Dennis Miller's version.

I also really like the motivational speaker.

"Mi nombre es Matt Foley y soy un locutor de motivacion."

"Hey, where'd you learn spanish, Taco Bell?"

I like Hank and Beverly Gellfan.

"Fine Merlot and genuine French cuisine, isn't that great Hank?"

"Leave me alone!"

My favorite is Richard Laymer the copy guy.

"Hey Rich, just making some copies."

"Maaahaaaxxx! Gludious Maximus! Maximillion! Maxipad!"

 

They should have Triumph the Insult Dog host SNL, i think it would really be funny. I just came across some of his recent clips on http://video.dotcomedy.com/player/?id=87735. The site is really cool also has some SNL clips. What do you guys think of Triumph hosting SNL ?

 

Don't have time to read the thread right now, but my favorites are...

The Herlihy Boy Housesitting service with Sandler and Farley
Theatre Stories with Myers, Steve Martin, Carvey
Canteen Boy with Sandler and Alec Baldwin
Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker (the original with Applegate, etc.)
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
any Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
of course, the Frank Sinatra Show with Hartman, etc.

I'm a huge fan of the late 80's early 90's stuff... Myers, Hartman, Farley... those guys RULED

 

Oh yeah shit, Robot Repair!!!!

Robot Repair

XG-7000.....Phil Hartman
F.B.I. Agent.....Jon Lovitz


[ open on show's title: ROBOT REPAIR ]

[ shows robot XG-7000 in workshop ]

XG-7000: [ in metallic voice, for duration of sketch ] Good afternoon, and welcome to "Robot Repair". My name is XG-7000, and I will be your host today. We will be repairing a grandfather clock. But first I would like to respond to the many letters we have received regarding the name of this show. People are saying that "Robot Repair" indicates that broken robots will be repaired, when in fact, what happens is that a robot, me, shows you how to repair a variety of things. I agree that the name is confusing, and I have asked the producer to change it so that there is no further misunderstanding. And now, let's get to repairing that grandfather clock. [ goes off to fix the clock ]

[ fade out with SUPER: "The following week" ]

[ open on show's new title: ROBOT REPAIR AND YOU ]

XG-7000: Good afternoon, and welcome to "Robot Repair and You". As you can see, the name of the show has been changed from the old name "Robot Repair". However, adding the phrase "And You" to the old title does not solve the dilemma as I see it. The root of the problem is the words, "Robot Repair", which as I said last week are confusing. I shall request that the name of the show be changed again to more accurately reflect the nature of the program.

[ fade out with SUPER: "The following week" ]

[ open on show's new title: EXPLAINING ROBOTS ]

XG-7000: Good afternoon, and welcome to "Explaining Robots". You may notice that the name of this show has been changed once again. However, as I attempted to convey to the producer, the name "Explaining Robots" again conotes that robots are to be studied and/or repaired, rather than robots explaining things. I suggested several alternative titles for this show which would clear up the situation. But these suggestions were deemed not acceptable.

[ fade out with SUPER: "The following week" ]

[ open on show's new title: LET'S FIX, ROBOTS ]

XG-7000: Good afternoon, and welcome to "Let's Fix, Robots". Unlike the other names of this show, this one must be regarded as almost intentionally deceptive. It is easy to overlook the comma, after "fix". [ holds up sign of show's title, points out comma with screwdriver ] And if the title is interpreted correctly, it indicates that our show is directed at a robot viewing audience, which it is not. It makes one wonder if the producer has even seen the show. My robot programming prohibits me from harming humans, but I am starting to wonder if the circuitry could not be bypassed somehow.

[ fade out with SUPER: "The following week" ]

[ open on show's new title: THIS OLD ROBOT ]

XG-7000: WARNING! WARNING! PRODUCER MUST BE DESTROYED! WARNING! WARNING! [ goes off to kill the producer ]

[ fade out with SUPER: "The following week" ]

[ open on new show: FUGITIVE ROBOTS ]

F.B.I. Agent: Good evening, and welcome to "Fugitive Robots". Tonight we will be looking for this robot. [ holds up picture of XG-7000 ] He is wanted for the brutal murder of the producer of a show called.. [ checks clipboard for title ] .."Robot Restoration". Apparently, it's a program about how to repair robots. His name is XG-7000, but he also goes by the names of XG-6000, XG-8000, BG-7000, and William Cartwright. If you have seen this robot, call us immediately. Thank you, and good night.

[ fade out with show's title: FUGITIVE ROBOTS (previously known as "ROBOT APPREHENSION") ]

 

Gilda Radner used to play the role of an emotional and imaginative little kid with her own talk show called the Judy Miller Show. That sketch captured the essence of Radner's innocent and playful personality.

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CELEBRITY JEOPARDY!!!

what is the only month that starts with Feb?

Febtober?

Febturday?

HAHA she said turd!!

0000000000000000000

Kianu reeves, what is your wager, eleventy billion dollars?

thats not even a real number,

YET!

 

Will Ferrell as Harrey Caray

"If you were a hot dog and you were starving would you eat yourself? I know I would, I'd smother myself in brown mustard and relish and wash me down with a cool Budweiser, Cubs Win! Cubs Win!"

 

robin williams was the host.in one skit dana carvey played the part of robin williams son and acted just like him. and phil hartman as reagan during the iran contra affair.

 

Pepsi Syndrome (Bill Murray, Richard Benjamin, Tom Davis, Al Franken, Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman, Garret Morris, Jane Curtin, Rodney Dangerfield, Gilda Radner)
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78ppepsi.phtml

Star Trek (Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Elliot Gould, Garrett Morris, Akira Yoshimura, Doris Powell)
http://www.videosift.com/video/Saturday-Night-Live-Spoof-STAR-TREK-Old-School
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75vstartrek.phtml

 

celebrity jeapordy--

"I know some french -your an asswhipe, pardon my french"
burt renolds aka norm mcdonald
"ill take famous titties for 400"
"thats titles mr connery- not titties
"ah not a fan of the ladies are u trebeck"
------ sean connery

those skits kicked ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111