Favorite quote from a movie?

Houston we have a problem I always use that one

 

Clint Eastwood in "Absolute Power"...

Walks in on someone attempting to inject poison into a patient in the hospital.
"Ahh, Dr. Kevorkian, I presume..." Classic Eastwood humor.

 

He is for all mankind.

 

"I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed...but can you ever just be whelmed?"

 

"i want my 2 dollars"

 

2 too many

 

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"

 

LOL The other day I was talking to a coworker of mine. We were trying to remember the name of a new client. It was on the tip of my tongue, but all I was sure of was that it began with an S.

I started going, "Sweeney? Swinson? Swanson...oh Samsonite! I was way off"

She was looking at me like I was a psychopath

 

"That ain't the friggin' Christmas star!"

 

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet:

 

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

 

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my reaction when someone says they've never seen Chtistmas vacation...

 

My reaction is usually just to say, "You serious, Clark?"

 

Although I do like the last line from the film
For - "Tomorrow, is ... Another day"

 

"Chance favors the prepared mind."

Travis Dane, Under Siege 2.

 

Shoot me in my pinky toe