favorite movie quotes

i think delia started this thread in the old forums, so i thought we could start it again bc it was super fun

ill start with a lil ace ventura!

- listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
- well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

 

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I-- no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No. General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

 

Wife: I beg your pardon!

Bernie Mac - OOhhhh, Damnit to hell! I knew yo face was familar to me. Back in day, yo wife used to suck the meanest. I know you know. Yous a lucky man.

Husband: Thats my ho-I mean my wife-you talking about!

Bernie Mac - I even remember yo name! They used to call you Jawbone!

 

a few from one of my favorite movies....monty python and the holy grail​

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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty head animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.​

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Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ....I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY!​

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The Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You're indeed a brave sir knight, but the fight is mine
The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight: Yes I Have.
King Arthur: Look!
The Black Knight, who by this time has no arms: Just a flesh wound​

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there are so many other great quotes from this movie...​

 

Ash from Army of Darkness: "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun"
Loki from Dogma: "Mass Genocide is one of the most enduring events one can take part in, next to soccer."
George Jung from Blow: "But I can always smile knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent." "Donde esta.... Pot"
Tim Leary from Nice Dreams: "Now you have a key to the universe"
The opening speach in Trainspotting
Rauol Duke from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "One concept that my attorney has never been able to grasp is that... you can get a lot higher without drugs. And neither have I for that matter." "Come on you fiend"

 

The chinaman is not the issue here Dude - Big Lebowski

 

joe where is your quote from
im lost....

 

the dude abides.....
everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!
hey careful, man, there's a beverage here!

 

"No Fighting in here this is the War room!"

From, DR. STRANGELOVE, or HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB

 

From Barfly (1987)

Wanda: "I hate people. Do you hate people?"

Henry: "No. But I seem to feel better when they're not around."

And...

Henry: "Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."

 

One of the greatest satires ever.

 

Frank: - i'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.
[calls back]
- This is Frank Ricard...

 

this is from the City of Angels, one of my favorite movies.


City of Angels "I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. ..."

 

Jimmy hendrix impersonator:"Duhh duhh dzzzz duhh duhh dezzz"
"purple haze is in my brain ,
what the hell is this negro doin' on the stage.
actin' funny , but i don't know why,
'scuse me while i kiss this fly...

Invisible fly: No help me no..*smooch!*

 

Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

 

You don't like it?
No I don't like it.
Of course it's got a lot of pickup. It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what?
Fix the cigarette lighter.

 

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow

 

"Your mother ate my dog!!!" - dead/alive

"I'll scoopa your brains!" - Highway to Hell

 

okie-silly-dilly-dokie-yo, I'm an idiot! -Super Troopers

Ya, it's true...

 

Send a dozen roses up to Miss Hackenbush and write, "Emily, I love you," on the back of the bill.