Favorite kind of asphalt

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  1. bird_migration

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    What is your favorite kind of asphalt?
     
  2. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    The wet ones ;)

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  3. scratcho

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    when it's big and causes extra material to---oh--sorry.
     
  4. bird_migration

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    But even wet things tend to dry up eventually. Then what?
     
  5. lovelightlisa

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    it'll burn burn burn

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  6. bird_migration

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    Burning asphalt looks like a bunch of overheated walrusses.
     
  7. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    no that's andre hazes you're talking about, poor soul, let him rest in peace
     
  8. bird_migration

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    And soberness.
     
  9. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    hahaha take a cigar will ya :p
     
  10. bird_migration

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    With pleasure.
     
  11. lovelightlisa

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    :D

    good boy!

    now tell me, what's your favorite kind of asphalt, and why?
     
  12. bird_migration

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    I do not have a favorite kind of asphalt, but my favorite bicycle bell is a Piet Pelle.
     
  13. Friend

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    My favorite asphalte, James, is the one where there are no cracks. This way if I don't step on a crack, nothing can happen to me. I distinctly remember not stepping on any cracks on 911 and I never received a plane on my head. I was also in Canada.
     
  14. lovelightlisa

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    I got a Piet Pelle!!! :D
     
  15. bird_migration

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    Good asphalt indeed. Maybe you can sell the secret recipe to a guy with lots of money and little ideas.
     
  16. bird_migration

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    You lucky bitch!
    Now I have to spank you.
     
  17. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    yeah logical conclusion...:confused:

    but i like it! :D
     
  18. bird_migration

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    Can I spank you in ruil for your Piet Pelle?
     
  19. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    sure! :D
     
  20. bird_migration

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    Now that is a great deal we just made. Make sure you are naked when I start spanking you.
     

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