Favorite Cheech and Chong line

What is your favorite scene and/or line from any Cheech and Chong movie?

 

hey man don't take those

what?

I almost gave you the wrong shit

I already took em!

ooooo

what do you mean "ooooo"

wow, man!

hey what was that shit, man!

you just ate the most acid I've ever see anybody eat in my life!



that's always my favorite. it gets me every time

 

this one too!!


arabs from Turkey?

 

its fuckin vodka man

or

your not afraid of a little speed are you man

wow you got some speed man

or

you mean were smokin dog shit, man i wonder wat great dane tastes like

 

"up in smoke, thats where all my money goes, in my lungs, sometimes up my nose...........when troubled times begin to bother me......i take a toke (toking sound) and il my cares go up in smoke..."


its the theme song at the beginning of "up in smoke" sang by tommy chong

 

those are all so funny! the first one that came to my mind


~knock knock
*who is it?
~Its Dave
*Daves not here man...
~no man, its me, Dave...I got the shit(?) open the door
*I told you, Daves not here man!!

you know...
now I have to go rent it!
thanks for the thread

peace

 

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just reading that had me crackin' up. holy shit. good times. "I hope you're not busy for about a month man!"

 

hey man how am i drivin?... i think we're parked man.

 

I wasn't looking at his neck, man

 

donkey smell

 

-that looks like a toothpick man.
-naw man its good, wait it is a toothpick

 

Still Smokin!

 

i love the scene when dude is in the looney bin and he has the straight jacket on and he tells other dude, "come scratch my balls" and he kept sayin "my balls itch man, some one please scratch my balls" and then he sits on the ground and starts sliding and jumpin along the ground hahaaha that scene killed me....

 

from Ralph and Herbie
"Hey man, wanna go chase some cars and get high on the exhaust?"

"Naw, man, that stuff'll give you brain damage."

"Brain damage from car exhaust?"

"Naw, man, brain damage from getting your head run over by the rear wheels."

 

Its fuckin vodka, man!

 

i love when cheech asks for the key.. and tim leary gives him acid lol

thats just great

and chong is like I want the key too....

 

"Kinda grabs ya by the boo-boo, don't it?"

"Am I driving OK?"

"I think we're parked, man..."

"What is this stuff?"

"It's mostly Maui Wowie, But it's got some Labrador mixed in"

"What's Labrador?"

"It's dog shit. My dog ate my stash, and I had to follow him around with a little baggie for a week until I got it back!"

"That's some heavy shit...."

 

Beaners!

 

Space Coke and cheech shoots through the roof.

That was so freaking funny.

but my favorite scene is where Chong has the bag of Soap and he says " i bet i could get laid with this" and Cheech is like come on man let me just smell it(cause he thinks its coke), and then he grabs it and rubs his nose all in it and starts laughing, that is the best part right there. lmao

 

"Kinda' grabs you by the boo boo don't it"?, is a classic. I also love the scene in "Things are Tough all Over", when all the peyote Chong ate starts to kick in and they are dresed up like women in the restaruant in the casino. Chong starts to lose it and yell's, "I CAN'T FEEL MY BALLS, I'VE LOST MY BALLS!!!!" Cheech says, "Hey man relax, you're wearing pantyhose"..... It was pretty hilarious that Rip Taylor was in the movie.