Fav aussie sayings

Been watchin a little "Home & Away" SpiralOut ? A BABY ATE MY DINGO!

 

no way! ha ha. i got that from a couple of people i know in real life, as well as a couple of movies.

 

God i love the way we are LOL



Flat out like a lizard drinking

Flammin' ell

Fair suck of the sav

Bloody Hell

You're a fuckhead

Have a billy chook (a look)

The dog and bone (phone)

A Barry crocker (shocker)

Get it into ya (drink)

 

"Mate, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!"

"You smell worse than a dingo left in a shit hole for a year!"

"He's as sharp as a beachball."

"I'm going to give birth to your twin!" (have a crap )

"I hope the hairs up your arse turn into drumsticks and beat the shit out of you"

"About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest."

"This is a right cock up!"

"You must be the world's only living brain donor."

"He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock." (Love this one!)

 

HAHAHAHA..They're all hilarious!! I love the fact that we can talk like that to eachother and we know exactly what the other person is saying.

 

"Give birth to a politician."

"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."

"A few wanks short of an orgasm."

"Off like a bride's nightie."

"So unlucky that if it were raining virgins he would be struck in the head by a poof"

"If I want any shit from you, I'll squeeze your head."

"Wank stain!" (It means loser....It's just a funny word...alright?!?!)

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omigosh soo funny these all remind me of a couple of bogans I know

Right heres some more

"Im gonna fuck off to the servo, Ill be back in two shakes of a Dead Lambs Tail" - Quoted from my Uncle Gary bahaha bogan

"Ill Fuckn SHANK YA" - said with a REAL drongo accent

"Bloody Oath/ Fair Dinkum"

"Dinkie Nuts" (dont ask...)

"This tucker taste's as good as a barrel of piss bubbles" - Heard this in a cafe... Couldn't help but laugh

"Im off to the dunny... Gonna drop the kids off at the pool"

 

LMAO! Love em!....Dinkie Nuts....That's so cute

 

"Bloody Howard"

 

a few sandwiches short of a picnic ... have a snag .. bangers and mash... bloody hell or as "ALF" would say flamin' hell .. most of the good ones have beens said ...

 

Ohhhh how i love that saying so, so much!! haha.

 

Shit from asshole to breakfast time, lol

 

i like some australian culture but so much seems to just be as if being a rascist drunk is cool

 

I agree Trip. Some of the sayings are pretty awful really... someone here said something about a 'poof'? I for one don't really find insulting gay people funny. Alot of the typical Aussie sayings you hear in pubs or by older people, have racist/sexist/homophobic origins so I'll just stick with plain English thanks.

 

Im always saying "It's all Good"

 

She'll be right