fasten your Chatbelts please

Latine dictum sit altum videtur.

 

had a pretty nice day today. got some job interviews done and some coming up. smoked out witha few friends who were having a rough time. feel like im getting shit in order, mentally, fiscally, with school, and hopefully soon some females. relly hoping on the females. hope the rest of you had a banging day.

 

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There's this new girl at work.. she's beyond creepy. She follows you around and leans over your shoulder to watch what you're doing from behind constantly.. she seems so clingy and yet i barely know her, i feel sorry for any of her boyfriends.. if shes ever even had one, she has this freaky arched back and looks like a skinny troll with a fish's face. I thought she was like 13 y/o but turns out she's in her 20's... normally i wouldn't say such mean stuff like this, but since she's rude as a person i don't mind being rude about her appearance. She's a complusive liar as we've already realized, she even lied to the boss. And she seems extremely lazy. And she probably thinks she's the shit and everyone loves her, because that's the way she acts, yet in reality everyone thinks she's annoying and most have already requested to not worth with her, after only 3 shifts of her being there.

The funny thing is... another new girl just started today, and has the exact same name, and she is by far the new hottest girl there, ohmy, and my boss picked me to train her

 

suck her cock

 

Girls In America Have Cocks....

Must Be All That Monsanto Geneticly Modified Food You All Eat....



Cheers Glen.

 

wtff are you guys talking about? girls here don't have dicks, we only got the finest ass around here

 

The Only Thing Missing From Those

Pics Is A Crack Pipe....

Methinks We Can Thank Photoshop For That...



Cheers Glen.

 

You just posted two pics of dudes dressed in drag...


Holy shitballs! I got drunk and drove home tonight...again...

 

we have a wind/thunder storm going on here this morning.....i get my furniture and my camera today...and my kitchen stuff...i'm all excited....still waiting for name suggestions for my cat...i am thinking about naming him after a proud sheep farmer from the south...he's a tough little fucker

my new foot doctor actually told me i have to go barefoot an hour a day...wtf...next thing they will be making me get dreads

 

Theres like 6 pillows on this bed. I'm totally stealing 3 of them. meehehehhee


i wanna name a cat 'slut'


or beemo

 

i already have a chicken named slut...and beemo to canadians is bank of montreal

dude....stop driving drunk...that charge will ruin your life...insurance alone will kill you for 10 years

 

you're a lucky guy

i know man...i don't drive when i am super inebriated, but if i am just buzzed and still function fine i will do it

i know that is a horrible gauge and all but eh i have a romance novel to write about a gun barrel and a mouth yo

 

wow.. what a night..

so I gave my friends a little 25i trip and my gf and I left. we come back in a hour with ice and cig.s.. as i was driving to her place. I see 2 cop cars going in that direction..one behind me gaining fast. its a narrow street, I took my time lost the 2 in front. cop behind me didnt have its lights on. when I get to her house the cops come flying up the hill (the 2 i lost) and they entered into my gfs property .. at this time im like wth happened in just a hour. however they were coming up fast on the 25 so i wasnt really sure maybe something did happen. the cops then had their lights on exiting the property. and then I pull in.. It was the most intense fucking shit I ever seen.
they was tripping the fuck out. yo why the cops come with you, what did you do? and I said they was in front of me and I followed them in. And they was like why would they come here...
it was a simple they was fucking lost. but my friend were totally wigged on it for a little bit cause the cops had their light on and they was expecting me and here they are partying loud music smoking weed..

 

what u talking bout willis.. Canada has a million Tgirls..
torontotgirls.com is one .. Shemalecanada.com is two.. shall I go on??.

 

Wind warning in effect.
TodayShowers at times heavy ending late this morning then mainly cloudy with 40 percent chance of showers. Risk of a thunderstorm early this morning. Wind south 60 km/h gusting to 90 becoming west 30 this morning. High 18. UV index 3 or moderate

 

yes we have many pretty boys...i used to be a pretty boy.. hit on by many fags in my time

when i was 16 the rolling stones lighting designer offerred me ''a hundred american dollars if you'll let me suck your dick''

i turned him down...i sold him weed instead

 

wow...this is awesome...sitting out side...my lighter is being blown off the table...but its warm and dry...wicked sunrise into a bright pink sky

 

it was windy as shit at my gf house. she had on some pretty witch outfit dress. and knitted herself these arm warmers. she was so cute..

 

she sounds great...is there a hidden catch?....some kind of irritating thing? that you have no choice but to put up with?3 arms?congenital twin?saves tampons?

jk

it is still windy as fuck here...already lost one of my prized middle eastern ornamentals.....snapped her right in half