fasten your Chatbelts please

that's a first

 

what,.. ive killed myself before., plenty of times..

 

i woke up to a bit of a wind/rain storm...puffing my morning number....y'all werent exactly ''interesting'' over night...do i gotta start staying up late ???

 

ya..

 

my shift is over..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSuhxFo76o"]Sam Sheepdog & Ralph Wolf - Woolen Under Where (1963) - YouTube

 

:coffee:
.....

 

morning Ralph..

 

Morgan who?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-19661144

Quote:
Kingswear's Dart Princess ferry thief 'Jack Sparrow' jailed

A woman who shouted "I'm Jack Sparrow" at police as she stole a ferry was lucky she was not injured, the owners of the vessel said.

Alison Whelan referred to the movie pirate character as she took the Dart Princess on the River Dart in Devon.

She was jailed after being found guilty by magistrates in Torquay of aggravated vehicle taking last September.

Paignton Pleasure Cruises said that, had the vessel managed to float out to sea, "it could have been serious".

The court heard Whelan, who was sentenced to 112 days in prison, was high on a cocktail of drink and drugs when she stole the ferry.


Deadly Nightshade

The defendant, of Totnes Road, Paignton, and a companion sought late-night shelter on the 50ft (15m) ferry on 10 September 2011.

She had been drinking for two days and was eating hallucinogenic deadly nightshade, which is poisonous, magistrates were told.

She called an ambulance after fearing she was having a seizure, but cast off from the pontoon in Kingswear after police arrived at the scene at about 03:50 BST.

While drifting, she said she was a 21st century pirate and shouted "I'm Jack Sparrow" - referring to actor Johnny Depp's character from the Pirates of the Caribbean film series - the court heard.


The Dart Princess was towed back by a lifeboat
A chase to catch the vessel lasted more than an hour and involved more than 30 people, including police, ambulance, lifeboat and coastguards staff.

It was eventually secured and taken back to shore by Torbay's lifeboat.

As it drifted, the vessel hit the catamaran Force Majeure and another moored vessel called the Tomcat, damaging both and causing up to £1,500 worth of damage to the ferry.


'Shock to system'

When arrested, Whelan said she untied some ropes because she kept tripping over them, and that she would have ended up in St Tropez if they had not been caught.

After the sentencing on Wednesday, Paignton Pleasure Cruises' operations manager, Ashley Lane, said the company was "satisfied with the outcome".

He said: "The fact is that, had circumstances been different tide-wise, it could have been serious.

"She could have seriously been injured had it gone out of the river."

He added that the case was a "total one-off bizarre incident which we have never experienced before".

He said: "It was a shock to the system to get a phone call at three in the morning, telling me what happened."

 

i dont enter many contests but i entered the wonderbread contest to try and win a tablet pc....gonna go buy a couple more loaves and freeze em

 

i really want one of those samsung galaxy tablets, but i don't have the $$ for it right now.

 

i have a samsung laptop....bottom of the line...i love it so far

 

kitten is putting weight on his bum leg....i might call him ''brave sir robin''...he covers his poop better with 3 legs than the other kitten with 4

 

YAY my laptop is back and purring nice too.

So today was busy at work tons of Iphones.....blah lol but $ is money

 

I have a galaxy nexus phone.
It's decent

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6erjP98F1w&feature=related"]Stevie Nicks rare 1981 solo "Gold Dust woman" 8 min!! - YouTube

 

I'm still waiting to buy a tablet.. still pretty new in the technological world.. i'll wait another year or so til they are more impressive and closer on par with a laptop..

 

tablets are fucking retarded IMO - more functionality than a phone, but less than a laptop. why not just buy a fuckin laptop?

i had a weird dream last night that i was pinching these worm/grub things out of my skin. really weird.

 

tablets are perfect for exactly the situation where you don't need something as heavy an expensive as a laptop, but need something bigger and better than a smartphone.

 

i agree....since purple moved to colorado he seems ''bitchy''

i just want a free tablet...i dig free stuff...i would give it to my kid