Farty Passenger Forces Flight To Make Emergency Landing

Hahahahahaha!!!! Hilarious! Made My morning reading this!

Article reads:

A pilot made an emergency landing after a fight broke out over a passenger who allegedly refused to stop passing gas.

Two Dutchmen sitting next to the flatulent passenger reportedly asked the man to stop, but he refused and continued to break wind aboard the Transavia Airlines flight from Dubai to Amsterdam Schiphol...(complete story contained in the link).

Farty passenger forces flight to make emergency landing

 

Could make for an interesting insurance claim!

 

yeah, i feel sorry for the man-hours that will be spent by the attorneys, courts and the judge that has to preside over the proceedings for this dumb shit. Gooooood grief.....

 

Did they bring on the bomb squad to investigate?

 

I've been on a plane that had to take an emergency landing because some idiot aboard the plane fainted. Turns out, he donated blood before getting to the airport. Gotta love the inconsiderate nature of some people.

 

i wonder if he was told by the medical folks what he was allowed to safely do after giving blood?

 

I doubt that they told him. Most supplementary medical staff here in the UK have trouble speaking English.

 

Me too, I have had trouble finding any interesting or funny threads over the last week or so. LOL

 

Yeah, what kind of inconsiderate douche bag donates blood?

 

Wow.....

 

He refused to stop passing gas.

It's not like you can stop it.

 

LMAO!!!!!

 

I thought the same. He probably had little choice. Still, I would nag on him if I was sitting next to him too. Probably try to solve it by making him sit in the lavatory most of the journey!

 

I wouldn't donate a pint just before take off, that's for sure.

I wonder what language they do speak then! Welsh? Polish?

 

The should have just dropped the oxygen masks.

 

I disagree. Lock him up! Lock him up!

 

I get it, but he could have done all that, including completely relieving himself (taking a good healthy shit) in the plane bathroom. It's not cool to do that in close confined quarters. It's just having consideration for others that close around him. If he accidentally let one slip (owns up to it because everyone looked at him, knowing where it came from),thats forgivable, and almost funny. But if he continue to blow everyone up during the whole plane ride, he needs his ass whooped, LOL! (Just kidding)

 

Coughing and sneezing are socially acceptable; burping and farting, not so much.

When you really break it down and think about it, society is weird. I mean, when you sneeze, people actually bless you. But make the same gesture out of your butt, and now you're a disgusting troll. Strange when you think about it...

 

I think that if it didn't smell the way it does, it wouldn't be a problem at all. Because some peoples butt gases are so wreaking and nauseating, it's almost as offensive as a nonsmokers being in a confined space with someone smoking thier ass off. Others defend that it's a bodily function and it's natural, which of course is true, but do we do our other bodily functions in front of everyone? Nope, it's in private. If it smelled pleasant, people would have thier ears and noses open in anticipation for the next ass blast, LOL!

 

No. I get it.

But also, if I cough and sneeze, I could get you sick. No one ever got sick from farting. It's just odd that it's such a taboo. Sure, it's rude, but we've all been in that situation where we just...had to. You ate the wrong thing and your guts are on fire and you just need to poof. And yet, it is considered a social faux pas from which no one can return. But if I sneeze my germs all over the place--no problem! My snot and saliva is all over you, but I'm the one who is blessed.

Society is very complex.