Farting

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by MusicTaste, Nov 19, 2018.

  1. MusicTaste

    MusicTaste Members

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    I'm in a debate with a playstation friend and here's the debate...........

    Is it ok to fart in a presence of a lady?
     
  2. Matias

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    I always fart in the presence of my wife. She hates it though but I do it anyways :)

    And yes she still loves me, more each time actually lol
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

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    sometimes it can't be avoided. but if it can, it should be. regardless of the other person's gender; it's just nicer to fart away from other people.

    but a lady in particular, if you're trying to get some out of her. try hard not to fart on her until at least after the deal is sealed.
     
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  4. soulcompromise

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    this made me laugh. just when you thought it was safe to not have to explain every little thing to people. :tearsofjoy:
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Rats can’t burp but they can fart, so if you live in a rat infested dump perhaps that last fart wasn’t your girlfriend or your dog it was an unwelcomed neighbor...lol...
     
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  6. Matias

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    This is true. My wife won't let me do anything until I stop farting. She thinks it's nasty, but I can't blame her. She is right .

    Happy wife, happy life :)
     
  7. GLENGLEN

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    Your'e A "Class Act" If Ever I Saw One....LOL.... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    My Big Old Cat "Arnold" Loves To Sleep IN The Bed......If I Farted He Would Come Out Coughing....Snorting

    And Disgusted......Guess In Time He Got Used To It Because Nowadays He Sleeps Through It..... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     

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