Family Guy

Congrats on the 200th post.

How about how the founder of Quahog never shut up? His name was Leslie. The clam accused him of trying to murder him and then he said he'd send for his things later because he couldn't carry his duffle bag out of the cabin. lol

 

If I were female, I'd be formally known as the Quote Queen! lol

Another one that cracks me up

Lois: "Peter, I am not a sideshow attraction ... at least not any more ... "
*Cuts to a young Lois in a cage on a trampolene*
Lois "Me likey bouncy! Me likey bouncy!"
And a bit later in the episode ...
Lois: "Uh, the Drunken Clam? Why couldn't we go some place fancy like the Olive Garden? Oh, the breadsticks! Me likey breadsticks! Me likey ... you're a big girl now, stop it!"

 

heh Quote queen........im gonna call you that anyway...and i like the Mayor..........Mayor West(Adam west)..."and i am a man who enjoys taffy...mm....ohh...m.....m..m.m.mmm....ohh...yeah...mmmm...ohhh......thats good taffy...m.....mmmmm.....ohh.....mmm......" great bit and the bit

Gumbel to Gumbel......Police"So what lead you to crime was it the money the fame?"
Guy "I dont know"
Police"Mm..uhuh..mm..mm...uhuh...uhuh...mm...m...m.mm....uhuh....mm...uhuh..
...mm...uhuh.."
Guy "Whats wrong with him, what the hell??"
Police"Mm....uhuh...mm...uhu"

 

My favorite episode was the one where Stewie and Brian were "off on the road to Rhode Island".

 

Haha, I love Family Guy! Off the top of my head, the funniest part I can think of (well, one of them anyway), is in the episode when Peter gets an insane amount of money a week for welfare because he loses his job, and the judge sentences him to 24 months in prison...
Various people: "Oh no!"
*Kool Aid guy bursts in through the wall, holding a glass of Kool Aid*
"OHHH YEAH!!!!"
*awkward pause as he looks around and steps back out*
Hahaha... that show's so great. The chicken fight scene is hilarious as well.

 

That was the first episode, I believe

 

I know this is probably getting old but one more quote! (From the outtakes)


Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire are discussing about catching Brian masturbating ...

Quagmire (to Brian): "Ha, don't worry, buddy, we've all been there. I remember the first time I got busted ..."
Cut to hospital scene when Quagmire's mum's getting an ultrasound scan
Mrs Quagmire: "Well, is it a boy or a girl?"
Doctor: "Mrs Quagmire, according to your ultrasound, it's a boy and he's ... OH MY GOD!!"
Quagmire (foetus): "Allllllright!!"

 

quagmire's a sexy beast
family guy's hilarious... peter's laugh always makes me laff until i choke on my saliva

herbert the old pedofile, and cleveland jr.. !!

 

That herbert guy is creepy.

"Would you like a popcicle?" ew.

 

herbert has the best voice

 

if by best you mean creepy then yes.

 

Haha when that guy in the wheelchair (don't know his name, don't wt=atch it much) is stuck in the concrete and a giant rat approaches him..................."BRING IT ON!" haha that bit is great, so unexpected!

 

As much as I love this show, and that's quite a bit, I'm not looking forward to the new episodes. Now that Fox has bought them back, they're going to try to reign them back in....carve down the subject matter....and in doing so, we're going to lose the great show that is Family Guy....it's going to become mindless....I'm almost dreading it....:&

 

woow so many people whatch it and i have to say spuff.......has the best knowlage about family guy...to add to this another great deleted scene is..........

Man:"Hay alf did you eat my sandwich?"

Alf:"No and kinnda off subject but its amazing how much pestramie tastes like cat!"

Woman:"Wait a minuet, how can you eat if you have felt for a mouth?"

Boy:"Yeah and why are you always behind the counter, and you never seem to come out?"

Man:*Looks behind counter*"Ohh my God!!"

Random man:"Yeah, thats right im the guy who has been living here for the last four years.....hah.....and i whatched you daugters boobs grow!!...."*Throws pupet of Alf at man*"Suckers"*Runs off laughing*

 

So funny.
Hey Quote Queen, do you know any quotes from the Wish Upon a Weinstein episode? That was a good one.

 

Peter: "You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert."

 

Or there is ...

Peter: "They'd better not be expecting us to give money, because I already gave at church last Sunday and I'm pretty sure it all goes to the same God."

 

"The path of the knight is paved by bravery and honor, not LSD and side burns."

 

gay nstink member: Would you like to thplit a toblerone?
gay nsync #2 :thhh.. oh gosh, yeah i gueth so..
TOOT TOOT! NEXT STOP, MY THIGHS!!!
BAHAHA

Peter: Yeah, i'd like 6000 chicken fa-Gitas, please

and randy newman's song

 

I love Family Guy. I like the REn Fair episode. Just watched it actually. I like Quagmire and Lois. Stewie annoys me sometimes. His new show american dad is also funny, but not AS funny!

peace love and laughter
amanda