Diving accident in an area known for its strong currents. Indonesia would probably be perfect. I doubt the government there would be overly zealous when it came to recovering the body, and the human trafficking solutions in the region is supposed to be fairly decent. Also, authorities are easily bribed down there.
start an "i'm depressed" thread on here, set up a webcam, and show myself eating a LOT of vitamins, which i claim are sleeping pills. then i stumble out the door, never to be seen again. second choice: slaughter a pig in my apartment, throwing blood everywhere. remove the pig, then release a live lion in my apartment and get the hell out of there.
Tell everyone your cutting down some trees....rent a woodchipper and send a homeless person in to "unclog" it..when hes inside it flip the switch on ..... ....and then hitchhike across the country and start your new life
1) Slowly over time begin withdrawing funds from your checking and savings accounts and list each transaction under ‘for entertainment purposes’ local casino, race track, greyhound racing, restaurant dining, while in reality hoarding the cash for future expenditures. 2) Purchase a fake ID, Birth Certificate, and SSN (illegal aliens do it all the time) 3) Begin to slowly assume your new identity 4) Make it known among friends and colleagues that you enjoy fishing and regularly take a boat out on weekends 5) Purchase some scuba gear (with cash) at a location some distance away (preferably in another state) and submerge the scuba gear at the future site of your carefully staged accident. 6) Let everyone know you’re going fishing and it’s not out of the realm of possibility that you might put down a few beers. 7) Make certain the boat is equipped with a life preserver, which you will wear loosely around your torso (and will conveniently fall off when you hit the water) also, scatter a few empty beer cans around which will stay afloat for a while. The rest is up to you Hotwater