Facts about beds

This won't help you much if you're caught in the flood or storm surge that often accompanies a hurricane.

 

This is so accurate

 

"I'm ready to leave
I push the fact in front of me
Facts lost
Facts are never what they seem to be
Nothing there
No information left of any kind
Lifting my head
Looking for danger signs"

Cross-eyed and Painless, Talking Heads

 

The guy that came up with that statistic must have a better wife than my ex. Lol

 

Yeah, that's about right.

 

Orthopaedic beds aren’t what you think
The word orthopaedic is often associated with beds but it’s really the mattress which is the focus when it comes to the bones and joints. Many people will tell you that an orthopaedic mattress must always be firm but this isn’t necessarily the case, the mattress just needs to support you in the right sleep posture.

We spend a third of our lives in bed
On average people will spend a third of their lives in bed and some people more than this, so a good bed should be at the top of everyone’s shopping list.

Gain an hours sleep with a comfortable bed
Studies have shown that people sleep for an extra hour in a comfortable bed and that extra hour can make a big difference to your health and sense of wellbeing.

The 10-year rule
If you have had your bed for more than 10 years take note, the average bed is going to deteriorate by 70% in that time so it may be time to start thinking about replacing yours!

 

The remaining nine were conceived on the hood of a Fiat

 

Hahahahaha

 

The Cost Of A Good Night’s Sleep

Although nowadays, we tend to take our beds for granted as a common sight in any bedroom, they were once considered extremely valuable items. In later medieval times, they were often placed in areas where guests could admire them or passersby could glimpse them through windows.

They were also known to be left as bequests to inheritors in wills from the 14th century onward. Shakespeare himself willed his second-best bed to his wife, Anne, although this is commonly interpreted as an insult, given that the very best would have been reserved for important guests and such. On the other hand, the second-best bed would most probably have been the marital bed and therefore the more sentimentally valuable one.

 

beds are shit everyone should sleep in hammocks

 

A Very Large, Famous Bed

Constructed in about 1590 for an inn in Ware, Hertfordshire, the Great Bed of Ware was supposedly able to accommodate at least eight sleepers in considerable comfort. Over 3 meters (10 ft) wide, the bed was supposedly created as a tourist attraction and was often used by travelers, many of whom carved their names into its wooden frame.[2]

This behemoth of a bed generated such a reputation that it was even referred to in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night as well as in other plays of the time.

 

The Pillow Was Once Considered An Affront To Masculinity




Male or female, we generally don’t question that a pillow is absolutely essential for a good night’s sleep. However, Elizabethan chaplain and writer William Harrison seemed to feel very strongly about the use of pillows by men, whose very masculinity appeared to be threatened by the comfortable recesses of the pillow.

In Description of England (1577), Harrison writes that pillows “were thought meet only for women in childbirth,” and that he and other men of his generation had known only comfort when using “a good round log under their heads instead of a bolster or pillow.” Were a man to have the privilege of having a sack of chaff beneath his head at night, Harrison opined, “he thought himself to be as well lodged as the lord of the town.

 

The Bedroom Taboo



Although frequently associated with comfort and relaxation, the bedroom also goes hand in hand with historically less-than-savory matters, namely sex and masturbation. Although the bed was the only place to which the necessary act of sex within marriage was limited, intercourse was to be had “without a particle of sexual desire” and only once a month, to be safe.

The thought of self-stimulation was, of course, altogether out of the question. Science, however, acknowledged that certain sexual urges were uncontrollable and devised a solution to stymie male arousal. The 1850s saw the development of the Penile Pricking Ring. Lined with sharpened metal prongs, this was slipped over the penis before bed and was guaranteed to limit the swelling of the member around which it was placed.

 

Sleeping In Stages

In our time, it seems only logical that one should retire to bed at some point during the evening and rise at some point in the morning. However, there are certain sleep patterns that have been lost to history, which is perhaps something of a pity.

As Professor Alexandra Harris explains, there was a time during the Middle Ages when it was traditional to clamber into bed at 9:00 PM and sleep until midnight. After these three hours of sleep, it was customary for people across Britain to rise for the “Watching Hour,” a period during which they would eat, read, chat with others, attend to some work, or even devote time to contemplation and prayer. It was believed be a unique interlude during which the brain could enhance its fertility and enjoy a brief spell of energy before returning to sleep until daybreak.

 

Privacy In A Bedroom Is A Newfangled Idea

The concept of a bedroom as a place of solitude and privacy was not always known historically. It was not unusual for beds to be shared by complete strangers at inns well into the 19th century, with one of the most famous cases being Benjamin Franklin and John Adams sharing a bed in New Brunswick in 1776. Initially, neither slept a wink, as they couldn’t agree on whether to leave the window open or not. Adams later recounted that the window was opened, but Franklin’s long descriptions of his theories about the benefits of fresh air at night eventually put him to sleep.

Even in private homes, it was common practice for servants to sleep on the floor of their master’s bedchamber—and sometimes even in the bed, particularly when the servant was reliant upon the master or mistress for protection against unwanted advances from other servants or even household members.[6] Family members had to share beds, too (all in varying states of undress). In the latter case, this was most frequently due to the expense of additional beds, and larger families often established rules and boundaries governing the use of the bed, assigning certain spots to various members of the family based on age and gender.

It was not until the Victorian era that a particularly marked shift in bedroom privacy occurred, with individual members of the household assigned separate rooms, and all thoughts of communal beds were banished as immoral and unseemly.

 

A Good Nap Helped Britain Win The War

Want to take a nap at your desk and quote someone famous when your boss shakes you awake and demands to know what you think you are doing? Look no further than Winston Churchill.

Churchill once told a journalist that his habit of taking an afternoon nap was the key to staving off pressure and helped him make the decisions necessary to win World War II:

You must sleep some time between lunch and dinner, and no half-way measures. Take off your clothes and get into bed. That’s what I always do. Don’t think you will be doing less work because you sleep during the day. That’s a foolish notion held by people who have no imagination. You will be able to accomplish more. You get two days in one—well, at least one and a half, I’m sure. When the war started, I had to sleep during the day because that was the only way I could cope with my daily responsibilities.

 

Protests From The Pillows



We all know about the various forms of protest made popular over the last few decades: mass demonstrations, rallies, marches, sit-ins, and boycotts, to name a few. However, did you know that the even the bed has been used as part of a protest?

Beginning on March 25, 1969, John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono spent the week of their honeymoon engaged in what they termed the “Bed-In for Peace” campaign in their hotel suite in the Amsterdam Hilton. Intended as an experimental, nonviolent form of protest against war, the campaign involved both celebrities sitting fully clothed on the suite’s bed together, with hand-drawn signs above the bed reading “Hair Peace” and “Bed Peace.” They also invited global press into their room to discuss peace for 12 hours every day.

A second Bed-In for Peace was subsequently held in the Queen Elizabeth Hotel in Montreal in May 1969. For seven days, the couple spoke and sang about peace with visiting guests.

 

‘Sleep Tight’


Have you ever wondered why someone told you to “sleep tight” as you climbed the stairs to your bedroom? Perhaps you thought it referred to keeping your eyes tightly shut?

Some believe that this expression refers to the lattice of ropes which was stretched across a wooden bed frame in order to support a feather bed in the 19th century. Others posit that the phrase was cemented by the 1968 Beatles song “Good Night.” Still others claim that “sleep tight” simply means to sleep well.

 

Only thing I know about beds is that it's for sleeping and fun stuff.