Facebook vs. Rollerblades

Discussion in 'Computers and The Internet' started by Pua Mana 'Ohana, Aug 23, 2018.

?

Facebook vs. Rollerblades

  1. Facebook

    20.0%
  2. Rollerblades

    80.0%
  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

    Messages:
    27,031
    Likes Received:
    6,515

    Mine Worked OK Up Until The Point Where I Could No Longer Buy Films......:anguished:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    Pua Mana 'Ohana likes this.
  2. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    Just like old school Nintendo systems

    While the entertainment system may still function there is no place that manufacturers new cartridges

    All the stupid pictures & posts we shared on Facebook will still be archived on the internet long after Facebook becomes obsolete like her big dopamine feedback loop dealer sister MySpace
     
  3. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
  4. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    Speaking of stupid pics shared on Facebook:

    FB_IMG_1535007134460.jpg
     
  5. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

    Messages:
    25,868
    Likes Received:
    18,279
    Weird thread is weird
     
    Pua Mana 'Ohana likes this.
  6. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29


    GONZO_large.jpeg
     
    skip likes this.
  7. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
  8. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    Check out this secret webcam footage of our heroes taking a tour of the Facebook surveillance center courtesy of minuscule Muppet Baby Bond villian Zuckfeld & his cyber criminal cronies watching us through our smartphones in silly clone Silicone Valley:

     
    Last edited: Aug 25, 2018
  9. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    Marky Nark Zuckfeld is the new Sneaky Stephen Baldwin starring in Sliver:

     
  10. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

    Messages:
    7,006
    Likes Received:
    2,988
    Lol SillyClone Valley. At this point it's just choose your drug, enjoy your symptom and try and avoid getting sick. Because dead doctors don't lie.
     
    Pua Mana 'Ohana likes this.
  11. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    Aloha @Ged!

    Luckily Pakalōlō (Hawaiian for Cannabis meaning Paka = Tobacco & Lōlō = Crazy) is a great medicine for what ails you...

    We even know a dank doctor who does house calls:



    Ring ding dong there's the doorbell now...

     
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2018
    Ged likes this.
  12. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    Major bummer...it was not dank delivery driver Dr. Dre with "The Chronic":



    it was the medicated mail carrier with the 1st season of Zuck Fails -- a new cartoon reality TV show set in the cyber city of Zuckburg starring Facebook C.E.O. & furious feather ruffled runner up for duck douche of the decade:

    Scrooge McZuck



    "Life is like a hurricane here in Zuckburg...It's a Zuck-blurr"

    #ZuckFails
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2018
  13. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    Looks like we got a bonus season of the cyber cult classic cartoons Count Zuckula & Darkweb Duck thrown in with our Greatest Zuck Fails Order FREE of charge:





    What a sweet hook-up!

    You sure are a generous Zuck Mr. McZuck!!
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2018
  14. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    And now a message from our sponsors Baby Bond Villian Zuckfeld & Baby Rollerblades:

     
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2018
  15. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    You can be happy if you've a mind to

     
    Pua Mana 'Ohana and GLENGLEN like this.
  17. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,797
    Likes Received:
    1,641
    I never put skates on, but I can Soupy Shuffle! :)

     
    Pua Mana 'Ohana and GLENGLEN like this.
  18. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29

    Out on the corner
    With my roller skates
    Having fun with the girls
    Says I'm feeling great woo
    In the dark of the night
    Street lamps glowing
    On full blast is my radio
    Radio
    Up comes this guy in his flashy car
    In his mouth stuck a big cigar
    Needed my help said he lost his way
    I never heard a word he said
    To find some street, said he wanted instructions
    So I turned down the music
    To point out directions, guess what?
    Guy jumped on me messed up my clothes
    Smashed and grabbed my radio
    Calling all detectives
    A criminal at large smoking
    A big fat cigar in a flashy car
    And think him some superstar
    Life life without music
    I can't go go no
    Life without music I can't go
    I'm gonna get him
    The last thing I do
    Must get a beating
    Till him red and blue
    Didn't take long to catch him
    Parked up car and music blasting
    On the sidewalk he was dancing
    Stealing the show, the people watching
    Roller skate gang
    Was hot on his tracks
    Stick him up mister
    Give me back Give me back
    Give me back Give me back
    My radio
    Guy jumped on me messed up my clothes
    Saaahed and grabbed my radio
    Calling all detectives
    a criminal at large smoking
    a big fat cigar in a flashy car
    And think him some super star
    Life life without music
    I can't go
    Life life without music
    I can't go
    Life without music
    Bimma! murder style
    Dem have fe get a beatin'
    Say dem have fe get a beatin'
    Nothing greater nothing best
    Like the music from my wireless
    And the only thing that I detest
    Is the man who steal my wireless
    him ha fe run like a fugitive
    Him ha fe run from detective
    Samuel Thomas is the thief name
    lie must a lead life of shame
    Some a dem call him Uncle Sam
    Some a dem call him Uncle Tom
    Uncle Sam and Uncle Tom
    Yes they are the same man
    S.A.M. means "stealaway music"
    T.O.M. means "thiefer of music"
    The druna and the bass
    Have fe move me waist
    The ridim and skank
    Me have JAH fe thank.
    The lyrics and song
    Me have fe keep me strong
    Samuel Thomas him have fe get vank
    Him have fe get a beatin'
    Him have fe get a beatin'

    Songwriters: David Robert Hinds
    Roller Skates lyrics © BMG Rights Management
    850--2--9.png
    Gizmo Zuck makes a deal to promote his new line of online inline Rollerblades with Mr. McZuck in last weeks weak episode of Zuck Fails:
    FB_IMG_1535007134460.jpg
    Stay tuned for next weeks episode of Zuck Fails...this may get out of line...

    darkwing_duck_v_gizmoduck_2017_colored_by_lucasackerman-dbeexga.png

    "Zuck Fails...00ooohhh Wu..."
     
    Last edited: Sep 22, 2018
  19. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
  20. Pua Mana 'Ohana

    Pua Mana 'Ohana Members

    Messages:
    370
    Likes Received:
    29
    And now a #Word from our sponsor #Rollerblades

     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice