Eye Fucking

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bella Désordre, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    and when they aint really beautiful, it compounds even that much more. I call attention seeking behavior on an internet forum.
     
  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Hahaha this reminds me of a conversation I had with Adam once. I was complaining about random guys hitting on me when I looked horrible. I was wondering why they never hit on me when I dressed nice and actually looked better. His response wasn't flattering at all.


    I don't care if a guy "eye fucks" me and you can't be sure what a guy is thinking. He could be thinking very unflattering things (not sexual) about you that would make you cry if you could hear his thoughts.
     
  3. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    seeee, no worries, bella, you can rest easy now.
     
  4. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Missed you.;)
     
  5. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    your 9000th was to tell me you missed me. That really makes me feel special.
     
  6. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Shit! I didn't realise it was my 9000th.

    What a waste!:(
     
  7. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    that went a long ways to negate my special feeling I was having.
     
  8. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I'm just playing it safe in case you actually have a cock.:cool:
     
  9. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    why would there be any confusion over that?
     
  10. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    the following quote.
    This sounded like somebody I know. She is not in possession of her own penis though although I believe she does make use of one from time to time.:p
     
  11. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    haha, yeah, i kinda thought that may be the case. You can trust that this is wild mountain dave, I do have a penis, and on occasion, a sharp tongue. I only bring that out on special occasions, though.
     
  12. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    You are usually mr. sweetness with the girls on here so that remark at the goddess that is Bella got me all confused.

    Anyways, nice to see you don't kiss all the girls' asses.
     
  13. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    there are plenty of ladies whose ass I do not kiss. ask around. There are few who's ass I once kissed then discovered more about who they were and no longer kiss and these days it's actually only a handful of ladies whose asses I kiss. I'm a noob, it took me a while to learn the character and personality of the ladies around here.
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    He doesn't kiss my ass.
     
  15. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    you forgot this. :(:(:(
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Nah, it doesn't make me sad. It makes me angry. :mad:


    :tongue:
     
  17. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I would!!! :D
     
  18. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    haha...

    Eye babies!

    We could make a serious business of this - people that are blind, people that have eye diseases like eye herpes or Eyds (eye aids), people that got bored and poured bleach into their eye...

    ...the market is HUGE.

    Aww..
     
  19. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    edit, because it really doesn't matter.
     
  20. lode

    lode Banned

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    Nah, the constant devouring looks I give are both natural and 90% appreciated.

    My instincts tell me to look at attractive women, and booze tells me to look at the rest. The alternative is castration. I'm not apologizing for you being in the minority. Maybe you have other things to confront about your sexuality.

    Not every woman I look at I want to sleep with either. Some people just stick out. I'm comfortable being sexual and a nice guy.
     
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