*Extremely important!!! *

I believe I shall hold it tomorrow, or the next day... I feel I should give my current wives advanced notice..

 

ok well i hope i dont miss that historical moment

 

i'm not wife material, i won't stay around, but then again...

 

It may take a while to compete in it, there are 17 events after all..

 

Then again..?

 

well if i'm going in rotation it doesn't matter, i just have to be around at the right times, right?

 

Something like that... Just be here for the wifeathlon...

 

And you ask WHY I'm heartbroken??

 

Don't be heartbroken... Just wait, I'll fix it...

 

Awwwww. I love you Patty. (See? It's so easy to buy my love these days... )

 

you are really becoming a huge attention whore

 

So you like it? I hope the other two don't see it... Oh well...

 

You're just jealous of my abilities...

 

Mwuahaha, you're gonna be in trouble if they do. But I promise it's gonna be worth it.

 

I sure hope so...

 

Ohh it will. As long as you promise that you will never leave me.

 

I won't, though I see you are already talking of affairs...

 

Now I feel bad. I think I should appreciate my loving and understanding husband more... Affairs are cancelled.

 

Doh!!!!!

 

I'll try not to marry anyone else...