Exploits

I'm sure you have great stories. Please share your favorite sexual exploits. Please stick to exploits that have actually hapenned.

 

Oh yes - because everything you read here is so true!

 

How about you start?

 

Okay. I was going to have sex the other night, but we were too tired from doing the laundry so we just read and went to bed early instead.

Trust me. The fake exploits are going to excite you more...

 

At least some of the experiences are real

 

Yup so they say ;-)

 

lol what can you do. Take people at their word and participate in the doscussion or assume they're fake, at which point there's no reason to be here. If you've decided to be here, imo, you might as well at least play along.

 

I read a dirty book once !

 

Nice.

Me too




very, very dirty

 

Yeah ! And the pages were stuck together just like those ?

 

^^^Aw, what happened to that cute little critter av? Seriously, what was that? A beaver? Some kind of thing...? It was cute though.

 

Did someone say beaver?

 

how do you get tired from doing laundry? do you use a washboard?

 

Are you volunteering your abs?

 

i was going to, but i'm too tired from brushing my teeth.

 

I licked a beaver once.

 

Keep it up, smart guy. You won't have any teeth left to brush.

 

I have the picture:

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C/S,
Rev J