Everything is about girls

cher, you need to start taking advice from pressed rat. he never has girl trouble.

 

once I went into a bar on acid, and after I'd been there a few minutes I realized it was a Mexican bar and I was the only white person in there. it gave me a lot to think about.
usually sitting anywhere around random people fucks up my head when I'm tripping too hard. after I order my drink I sit there with everything swirling around me and I'm like "FUCK, WHY did I come in here?" and can't wait to leave.

 

He thinks everything I post about girls is a lie and that I'm a 40-year-old virgin (which I am).

 

Because he's never had a girl


Hotwater

 

so what the hell is going on?

 

i see you understand where i'm going here...

:cheers2:

 

haha i was kidding.
he's not on anything.
...as far as i know.

 

I understand it too. But the heart never stops achin' and desirin'.

 

She manages my diet and sleeping schedule.

 

boring.
prax, can't you go to Duane Reade and pick up some robitussin, drink it, and start posting on here? I would like that.

 

fix'd 4 u

 

Fuck! You just don't love me unconditionally, man. Shit!

 

sounds like someone needs to work on the trippin in public deal

 

i said it the drily witty way, but that was the original intention.

 

I don't?

 

that's cher's biggest condition: unconditional love.

 

why trip in public when you can trip in nature?

 

I seem to always bore you some way or another. I'm sick of it!

I don't do acid and I haven't seen all of Mullholland Drive, so now I feel like I can't be your friend.

 

I got no problem tripping in public. if you can't relate to the notion of certain situations and people being ominous with your 3rd eye open, either you never took a high dose or you're too dim to catch any effects beyond patterns and pretty colors.

 

fear not, your dry wit is never wasted on me :hat: